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OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

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Actually, you know what? Microwaving curry dishes in the breakroom. That bugs me. That shit stinks. GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT! I DON'T WANT TO SMELL COW ANUS THE REST OF THE DAY!

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People here stay the hell out of the left lane.
Ohio. Wait, what?

Wasn't Ohio's state motto at one point, "Diving in the left lane, movin' kinda slow"?
 

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To sum up the thread:

Those who push crosswalk buttons and then don't wait
Take the whole escalator lane up with their weight
People who use the turn lane to make cuts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

DEATHsonic speakers that blast Gangnam Style
Digging for change in the express lane aisle
Drivers who try to stuff cars up our butts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

Folks who don't pick up their cell phones when they're called
Hockey announcers (read: jerk Paul Steigerwald)
Drug ads that warn they will rip out our guts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

EBT cards
For pricey things
Drivers who are bad
I simply remember these annoying things
And then I just feel
So MAAAAAAAAD!

Freakin' Gold.

Now I don't feel soooooo mad.
 

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One last annoyance:

Useless meetings that take me away for an hour from this lively thread.
 

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I can't stand people who park in the fire lanes at the grocery store, mall, etc.

I don't like when people park in an illegal spot or fire lane, in front of a shop or restaurant in order to avoid parking in an actual spot 20 feet away. If I ever get hit while maneuvering around them I will get them too.

People who don't read the entire thread before posting and who end up posting what was there before.
 

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I really hate it when people don't read the entire thread before posting and who end up posting what was there before.
 

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I hate society in general. Everybody should have to pass a test in common sense and courtesy every morning when they wake up. If you fail, instant execution.

The world would be a much better place.

I firmly believe that, like other countries have mandatory military service, every fucking person should be forced to work in food service, or its equivalent, for low wage + tips, for minimum of 6 months somewhere between the ages of 16 and 18. And they have to live off only what they earn during that time, no trust funds, no savings.
 

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Athletes who use the phrase "day in & day out". You're playing a fucking game. Get over yourselves.:gaah:
 

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Where I live there's no chance I'll ever be in the only car on the road. In California you do actually have to think ahead if you're on the freeway. You might not be able to get over which means you could miss your turnoff.
Going back to what I missed while I was gone...

That falls under the stipulations I mentioned - "I don't tailgate" and "if you can get over".

Basically what I'm saying, is I hate people who clusterfuck for the sake of clusterfucking. That includes people driving/walking/escalating/crosswalking/jaywalking/express-laning/cellphoning/uselessmeeting/
 

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Going back to what I missed while I was gone...

That falls under the stipulations I mentioned - "I don't tailgate" and "if you can get over".

Basically what I'm saying, is I hate people who clusterfuck for the sake of clusterfucking. That includes people driving/walking/escalating/crosswalking/jaywalking/express-laning/cellphoning/uselessmeeting/

That meeting really pissed you off, huh?
 

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I hate hookers that want a tip after charging $200, this seems outrageous to me and what is the going % for hooker tipping?
 
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