OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

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I mispronounced it as LaHyphena

I wonder if she got compliments on the hyphen?

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[jstewismybastardson]

I think i mentioned it before on these boards here but my son has a friend named Crocifisso … thats italian for crucifix … fuckin perverts !

anyways … he goes by the name Cross and my son said he signed the group thank you card for their teacher with a crucifix symbol … good lord indeed

 

[thedddd]

There is always the classic florida kids naming:

Florida woman named Crystal Metheny arrested in Polk

It’s hard to be destined for greatness with a name like Crystal Metheny, especially if you live in Florida. So it’s no surprise that a woman with that same name was arrested last month …

www.orlandosentinel.com

 

[thedddd]

On a side not when I tell starbucks and others my name I say it is Jim with a "K". Yeah I am that type of dick. Really want to see how folks spell it out.
Normally I just get Kim or Jkim or "Jim with a K"

Only one time someone caught on they put my name as "Dick"

 

[Comeds]

My wife works with a woman whose last name is Pizza. Shes really pretty too so I can only imagine how difficult school was for her. You would have your stupid food jokes and your stupid food sex jokes......

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My wife works with a woman whose last name is Pizza. Shes really pretty too so I can only imagine how difficult school was for her. You would have your stupid food jokes and your stupid food sex jokes......

I can only imagine the disgustingly vulgar “put my ham and pineapple on you” “jokes” she had to hear … and those were without sexual innuendo !!!

 

[Comeds]

I can only imagine the disgustingly vulgar “put my ham and pineapple on you” “jokes” she had to hear … and those were without sexual innuendo !!!

I was only around her for a few minutes but she seemed like a decent and clear minded person. So I assume she would be against having pineapple laid on her body....

 

[thedddd]

I can only imagine the disgustingly vulgar “put my ham and pineapple on you” “jokes” she had to hear … and those were without sexual innuendo !!!

White sauce?

 

[thedddd]

I was only around her for a few minutes but she seemed like a decent and clear minded person. So I assume she would be against having pineapple laid on her body....

Seriously, to have a name like that you know the parents were out there, so it probably helped her become that way.

 

[Comeds]

White sauce?

I'm dreaming of a white pizza...is something someone immature might post.

Seriously, to have a name like that you know the parents were out there, so it probably helped her become that way.

In retrospect she was kind of a mess. Married to a MAGA guy she didn't get along with so she lived in the basement and he lived upstairs. She was a MAGA too. Still cooked for him and waited on him so he may have won that one.

 

[thedddd]

I'm dreaming of a white pizza...is something someone immature might post.

In retrospect she was kind of a mess. Married to a MAGA guy she didn't get along with so she lived in the basement and he lived upstairs. She was a MAGA too. Still cooked for him and waited on him so he may have won that one.

My laughing was at the bold because sadly yes it is....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

White sauce?

You disgust me!

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[jstewismybastardson]

^Why they do steve austin like that !

 

[puckhead]

White sauce?

that's an abomination on pizza

you pineapple nazi's are fighting the wrong war.

 

[forty_three]

that's an abomination on pizza

you pineapple nazi's are fighting the wrong war.

We'll get to it, jeez.

 

[elocomotive]

that's an abomination on pizza

you pineapple nazi's are fighting the wrong war.

I can take on a two front war!! I enjoy white sauce. And don't get me started on how good pesto sauce is. #BigPizzaTent


NOTE: Image below too sexy and not safe for work!!!

 

[elocomotive]

Just press play and scroll... slowly. You're welcome. Sorry, mods. Get your ban button ready.

 

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[jstewismybastardson]