OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[BGDave]

*GROAN*

Someone is telling me to get my a@@ back to work

 

[jstewismybastardson]

All this talk of student loans and interest rates reminds me of the immortal bard Sir George Harrison:

If 5% appears too small, be thankful I dont take it all"


But does she wash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher???

my wife was forced to do the dish "prewash" when she was a kid

 

[forty_three]

thankfully my mother in law doesnt destroy our cookware but the way she loads our dishwasher leaves alot to be desired!!!! MAXIMIZE CAPACITY DAMMIT!!!!

My issues start when she empties it.

my wife was forced to do the dish "prewash" when she was a kid

Same here. Mrs 43 goes insane when I am emptying the dishwasher and see something that needs another go. I just set it aside and put it back in with the next load.

She gets the shakes.

 

[forty_three]

I can now add a 7 year old, very well seasoned baking stone to the list of casualties. Decided to run it through the dishwasher. It was still warm, when she threw it in. So fortunately it broke before I had the chance to learn of the taste of cascade in my next pizza crust.

Anyone know of a good MIL repellant for a kitchen that leaves no odor or foul flavor on the food prepared there?

 

[Comeds]

I can now add a 7 year old, very well seasoned baking stone to the list of casualties. Decided to run it through the dishwasher. It was still warm, when she threw it in. So fortunately it broke before I had the chance to learn of the taste of cascade in my next pizza crust.

Anyone know of a good MIL repellant for a kitchen that leaves no odor or foul flavor on the food prepared there?

It will work on humans too, you just have to convince you bought her a new and oddly shaped necklace.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Has anyone read any of the primers on the nut jobs Jade Helm conspiracy theories?

If not, here's a good primer:
The amazing Jade Helm conspiracy theory, explained - Vox

But I'm not sure there's enough in the world for these people.

 

[dare2be]

Has anyone read any of the primers on the nut jobs Jade Helm conspiracy theories?

If not, here's a good primer:
The amazing Jade Helm conspiracy theory, explained - Vox

But I'm not sure there's enough in the world for these people.

Hey, I'll fan the conspiracy flames...it is a concerted effort by the "theorists" to drum up anti-government paranoia to make sure there is a complete turn around in the 2016 Presidential and Congressional Elections.

 

[cezero]

People who stop before entering a completely empty roundabout.

I have actual violent thoughts when they do.

 

[cezero]

People on any social media site who post pictures of the following:

1) themselves
2) food
3) any location that isn't one of the 7 wonders of the world

nobody fucking cares.

 

[Comeds]

Has anyone read any of the primers on the nut jobs Jade Helm conspiracy theories?

If not, here's a good primer:
The amazing Jade Helm conspiracy theory, explained - Vox

But I'm not sure there's enough in the world for these people.

Thank you, I had not heard about that and enjoyed killing time reading about it. Now, my preparations begin!

 

[dare2be]

People who stop before entering a completely empty roundabout.

You haven't even scratched the surface. Here, people actually stop to let the person in on their right, and even worse, I've seen people who are already in the roundabout stop to let a car in.

 

[cezero]

You haven't even scratched the surface. Here, people actually stop to let the person in on their right, and even worse, I've seen people who are already in the roundabout stop to let a car in.

I would honk a lot. Defeats the whole purpose of roundabouts, which are actually pretty excellent if only IDIOTS USED THEM AS THEY WERE INTENDED.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

anything is possible with this jade helm business I reckon!

afterall ... the commies overthrew Canadas version of Texas on Tuesday night but it was done under the cover of a Calgary Flames victory .... verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry convenient

 

[jstewismybastardson]

on that note ... I was watching some cdn reality show about jade mining last night ... not sure if you amerks get this on Discovery channel as its based out of Golden BC

so the chinese investors of this mining operation run by a rag tag group of idiots kicked in 3 shmill for the year and the operation managed to unearth 2 shmill worth of jade in the BC Interior ... and the investors said they would invest in another year with the rag tag group of idiots

the show ended with a big campside celebration where everyone was drunkenly throwing cans (yes cans) of chinese wine into a smoldering firepit

I need the contact information for these investors !!!!

 

[esls79]

anything is possible with this jade helm business I reckon!

afterall ... the commies overthrew Canadas version of Texas on Tuesday night but it was done under the cover of a Calgary Flames victory .... verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry convenient

Wait, so the new gov't paid off the Ducks and or the zebras?

Sounds legit to me.

 

[Comeds]

A print version of the USA Today is now $2. So much for the US having a free press. Obama tramplin' on the constitution again.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wait, so the new gov't paid off the Ducks and or the zebras?

Sounds legit to me.

PRECISELY!

the people of alberta were engaged with the game and they didnt know what hit them until they left the arena and were each given a pamphlet declaring a new provincial sales tax of 32% ... in true canadian fashion they politely accepted the new tax and their new overlords

/TRUTH BOMB!

 

[dash]

anything is possible with this jade helm business I reckon!

afterall ... the commies overthrew Canadas version of Texas on Tuesday night but it was done under the cover of a Kalgary Flames victory .... verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry convenient

fixed.

 

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[jstewismybastardson]