jstewismybastardson
Lord Shitlord aka El cibernauta
This reminds me of a time shortly after I got married, my wife set us up to go to a "cooking course" hosted by a company called Cuisine Sante ... think timeshare presentation but they try to sell you completely wacko priced cookware ... and in an odd twist ... they were also selling those exercise vibration machines.
Keyed up to a key moment
So we did the whole cook your whole meal in ONE SINGLE PAN!!! Food actually tasted good ... we got to eat what we cooked and then after we're done, they roll out this vibration tit ... err ... fat jiggler machine and ask if anyone would like to volunteer to demonstrate ... this fatty puts her hand up and the host points instead directly to my wife who did not raise her hand at all ... she later said she should have worn a sports bra ... dinner and a show i guess