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OT: Manti T'eo and the Catfish Special

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Oh, and I started the whole Te'oing craze right here on the Hoop! So hooray for me.
 

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already socially sur-passed by Te'o-bowing:

kneeling in prayer with your arm around the shoulder of an imaginary boyfriend

fricken kids today
 

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wow that was quick ... Tae'o-bowing sweeping the nation
 

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If Manti Te'o is really that naive, they should invent a new word: naivete'o
 

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Seems like there is some proof that she did exist. TMZ has found a sex tape they made but unfortunately you can't see her in it.
 

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Yeah, if there were multiple people in on this, it would be pretty convincing. Manti would have a voice to talk to, "family" and "friends" of his girlfriend, pictures, etc... then his only lie would be to say he met her in person. But even then, he might have believed it. The hoaxers would have just had to start the story as "Remember, we met at that party in Stanford after your game?" How many times has someone said that, you don't recall but you just agree to be polite?

If he's not in on the hoax completely, Manti is still incredibly gullible, but I think posters here are seriously underrating how convincing this might have been. The fact that other people on campus / other NFLers were convinced as well goes to show that. The intriguing question is, why?
 

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If he's not in on the hoax completely, Manti is still incredibly gullible, but I think posters here are seriously underrating how convincing this might have been.

He called a person he never me "the love of his life." I don't know if he was "in on it," but he certainly perpetuated the lies on countless occasions regardless of his own involvement in the "hoax" itself. I think that's what makes this all so spectacularly juicy/bizarre - the possibility of either (1) a conspiracy with Manti involved in it OR (2) some kind of hoax he perpetrated to cover up for someone else's elaborate hoax!
 
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All I want to know is when will his "I'm a Mormon" commercial be coming out...

:rolleyes:
 

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If I find out 'Rudy' wasn't based on a true story, well I'm not sure what I'll do...
 

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This is nothing new people. I've had imaginary girlfriends for years !!!
 

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This is nothing new people. I've had imaginary girlfriends for years !!!

boss we keep telling you thats the hooker you have tied up in the basement. you know you have to feed and water her every once in a while
 

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boss we keep telling you thats the hooker you have tied up in the basement. you know you have to feed and water her every once in a while

Shit, I knew I forgot something.
 
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