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Good Job, you all win.


Nyuk...........

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BostonAJ

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At a party last weekend some insane gay guy tricked me into taking a roofie. I managed to avoid any violations, tho. My friends find this hilarious. I do not.

I really wish this wasn't a true story. Anyway, I'm drinking alone tonight. Is that bad?
 

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my wife is pissed at me because I don't automatically know which bakery I should get her birthday cake from.
seriously.

I need a drink, and a concubine.
 

KennyBanyeah

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my wife is pissed at me because I don't automatically know which bakery I should get her birthday cake from.
seriously.

I need a drink, and a concubine.

Wow... my situation is eerily similar... so are my ideas for a solution, believe it or not.
 

Gooch1034

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my wife is pissed at me because I don't automatically know which bakery I should get her birthday cake from.
seriously.

I need a drink, and a concubine.

Oh yea? my wife got mad at me earlier because she didnt understand why I didnt want to watch the Jennifer Aniston movie where she falls for the gay guy. She really was like "Whats wrong with watching this?" I hid nothing, I told her its was fucking stupid and has a gay guy in it. Her reaction......anger.
 

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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, my wife and I going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
 

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Oh yea? my wife got mad at me earlier because she didnt understand why I didnt want to watch the Jennifer Aniston movie where she falls for the gay guy. She really was like "Whats wrong with watching this?" I hid nothing, I told her its was fucking stupid and has a gay guy in it. Her reaction......anger.

You didn't want to watch The Object of My Affection?
 

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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, my wife and I going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Hey, c'mon just have one beer.
 
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