jstewismybastardson
Lord Shitlord aka El cibernauta
See i figured she has dementia and is uttering senseless shit over and over again
The rumo(u)r was the gb soccer team was gonna line up and fire a flaming soccer ball into the net to light the cauldron but that was nixed because it added 2 hours to the length of the ceremony
/true story
I dunno. Never really been a big fan of Olympic opening ceremonies. They're just like relationships to me - everyone starts out really excited and there are a few nice moments, maybe some bad dancing, but in the end, there's a lot of screaming and somebody starts lighting things on fire.
The rumo(u)r was the gb soccer team was gonna line up and fire a flaming soccer ball into the net to light the cauldron but that was nixed because it added 2 hours to the length of the ceremony
/true story
No one ever wants to see the Olympic Opening Ceremony come down to a shootout.
Esp when team gb cant hit the fuckin net
Did beckham end up being involved in the ceremony? His straight teeth are a british national treasure
Yeah, he was on a speedboat that brought the flame up the Thames to the venue.
Sounds kinda like gretzky in the back of a pickup
Points for originality london *golfclap*
China claimed the first Olympic gold of the London 2012 Games on Saturday, with a victory for 23-year-old Siling Yi in the women's 10-meter air rifle shooting, as the first official day of the Summer Games got going.
what the fuck is 10 meter air rifle? is there a paintball competition as well. isnt this supposed to be SPORT?
this is just fucking stupid. do you get a gold medal and a fluffy animal for a prize.