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I will explain it to you if you say that it was funnier when I posted it before.
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Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A. One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year.
A. One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year.
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?
Donald Trump has never had a Lentil on his face.
Donald Trump has never had a Lentil on his face.
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A Chinese man badly brunt himself while making a Stir-fry.
Paramedics say that he will never WOK again.
Paramedics say that he will never WOK again.
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Let your fingers do the woking.
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Some bad guys tie up Tonto and throw him in the shitter. A couple of days later the Lone Ranger comes by and rescues him. He says "Tonto, how long you been in there?" Tonto says "Many moons"
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Guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I need a semen, stool and urine sample from you". The guy says "Doc, I'm in a hurry, can I just leave my underwear?"
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How do keep an asshole in suspense?
I’ll tell you tomorrow......
I’ll tell you tomorrow......
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel.
Give the bitch a shovel.
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Put a 500 pound tiger on stage......
Too soon?
Put a 500 pound tiger on stage......
Too soon?
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I bought a pron DVD today and it was just a dark image of a fat guy holding his dick.
Then I realized I forgot to turn the TV on.
Then I realized I forgot to turn the TV on.
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Ha ha! This one cracked me up
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These two guys head out duck hunting and after two hours in the marsh, they've got bupkis. One finally says, "Man, I wonder why we haven't got a single duck yet?"
To which the other replies, "Maybe we're not throwing the dog up high enough".
To which the other replies, "Maybe we're not throwing the dog up high enough".
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What kind of car does a Jedi drive
A Toy Yoda
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