OT - I'm bored

[naslundfan19]

I could fill this thread with quotes from it, but I won't. Only the best!

 

[naslundfan19]

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[naslundfan19]

Ni!

 

[Comeds]

I had a dream last night where it was alleged that an Astro's pitcher had sexual contact with a famous celebrity party girl who got around. It was alleged that she had/has an STD and that the pitcher now did. In an attempt to prove his innocence the pitcher agreed to be tested for STDs the very next night in a live one hour TV special to be broadcast on a famous sports network.

When I woke up I laughed a bit, but then wondered how far fetched that would be. And I am not well

 

[naslundfan19]

Mariners-Twins, for now.

 

[Comeds]

 

[naslundfan19]

Yankees (ptooey) on the verge of landing Lance Berkman.

 

[flyersfan4706]

If that was veal (Which Manswers claims is the meat that feels the closest to...you know.) that picture would be perfect.

 

[naslundfan19]

Adam Dunn on the move? Apparently was held out of Washington's lineup tonight.

 

[Destroydacre]

Yankees (ptooey) on the verge of landing Lance Berkman.

This would be good for my fantasy team.

 

[naslundfan19]

Sam Bradford signs with Rams.

 

[pixburgher66]

as a pirates fan i'm just confused as to the lack of action from GM Huntington...

 

[GagneFire12]

Let's get this training camp thing going...

 

[flyersfan4706]

...I dont follow football.

 

[puckhead]

Mariners-Twins, for now.

I don't follow baseball nearly as closely as hockey, so I have a question:
with the Mariners being so fucking brutal this year, is the draft rich enough that they will actually get a player that can turn the tide in a relative hurry?

 

[GagneFire12]

I meant hockey

 

[flyersfan4706]

Well in that case hell yeah whatarewe watin for????

 

[GagneFire12]

Football training camp already opened - not that I follow a team with a remote chance at success.

 

[flyersfan4706]

ust because you said that Raiders will go all the way.

 

[ritari330]

A-rod still short of 600