OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[naslundfan19]

Boring night.

 

[pixburgher66]

Wow is Justin Verlander good. CG, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 12 K, 4-0 win.

 

[Darkstone42]

Wow is Justin Verlander good. CG, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 12 K, 4-0 win.

He's the best pitcher in the American League.

 

[elocomotive]

What's my shtick?

You don't have any yet either... but people do call out for you when any science/math question comes up. Most of the time it makes sense. I just have to when something like fractions comes up and people start calling for you. Come on people, fractions?!? Hahaha.

 

[elocomotive]

Wow is Justin Verlander good. CG, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 12 K, 4-0 win.

Maybe that could be your shtick. "That's not just good, it's Verlander good!"

 

[Darkstone42]

You don't have any yet either... but people do call out for you when any science/math question comes up. Most of the time it makes sense. I just have to when something like fractions comes up and people start calling for you. Come on people, fractions?!? Hahaha.

Math is my shtick. I always make math jokes. You can count on it.

 

[Darkstone42]

VERAS GOT AN OUT! OH MY GOODNESS!

 

[pixburgher66]

Whew. Come on Jose, just once more. *shudder* It's Bourn.

 

[elocomotive]

I can neither confirm or deny that.

Double shtick now?!? Save some for the rest of us!

 

[pixburgher66]

His control is still all over, Michaels should've crushed that pitch, it was a breaking ball that hung up high. One more strike...

 

[Darkstone42]

This looks like the "working in the zone" Veras. That's good. But Bourn slaps the ball, and that means this is a little bit down to luck.

 

[elocomotive]

VERAS GOT AN OUT! OH MY GOODNESS!

(unenthusiastically) How...good...was it?

 

[pixburgher66]

Don't like this feeling...

 

[elocomotive]

Math is my shtick. I always make math jokes. You can count on it.

Lol.

 

[Darkstone42]

(unenthusiastically) How...good...was it?

Surprising. Especially lately.

 

[pixburgher66]

HE GOT TWO OUTS! HE GOT TWO VERY LONG OUTS!

 

[elocomotive]

Don't like this feeling...

What feeling... sore throat? numbness in limbs? fear boner?

 

[pixburgher66]

2 more runs plz, k thanks.

 

[Darkstone42]

See, luck. Good thing the odds favored the Buccos with Bourn's average a paltry .277. Which leads me to my next point. Michael Bourn is simply not very good. He's one of my top 5 most overrated players in baseball.

 

[elocomotive]

Surprising. Especially lately.

^ See shtick suggestion above... lol.

How...good...was it?