OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[pixburgher66]

What feeling... sore throat? numbness in limbs? fear boner?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...what the? Gotta say, never heard of the "fear boner" before. And no, there's no lady wood going on.

 

[Darkstone42]

2 more runs plz, k thanks.

Agreed. Tabata is a good hitter, so hopefully one of Wood or Paul can get on for him.

Wow, I got confused. I don't know why I thought we were lower in the order.

Okay, Overbay, do something positive!

 

[elocomotive]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...what the? Gotta say, never heard of the "fear boner" before. And no, there's no lady wood going on.

Learn more about it here.

Lady wood is pretty funny too.

 

[Darkstone42]

Mike McKenry will get his first career Major League hit in this at bat. BOOK IT!

 

[elocomotive]

Nats win! Big comeback, fun game.

 

[Darkstone42]

Well, I was hoping he'd make an amazing bunt and leg it out, but oh well.

 

[pixburgher66]

Just a sinnnngle, just, just a sinnnngle

 

[Darkstone42]

Brandon Wood is clutch.

Where's my foot-in-mouth smiley?

 

[Darkstone42]

That whole Brandon Wood being clutch thing was a joke.

But you already knew that.

 

[pixburgher66]

Come on X-man.

 

[Darkstone42]

Paul puts bat on ball a lot. Let's see if he does it here.

Just drive it hard somewhere. That's all anyone can ask of a hitter. After that, it's all luck.

 

[pixburgher66]

Did they just intentionally walk Paul...to get to Tabata? Ooo...kay?

 

[Darkstone42]

And Paul gets walked intentionally?

I know righty-on-righty is favorable, but Tabata's been a machine lately.

 

[pixburgher66]

There are an unusually large amount of red heads behind the plate tonight.

 

[Darkstone42]

There are an unusually large amount of red heads behind the plate tonight.

Interesting observation.

 

[pixburgher66]

Gosh our offense is inconsistent to the nth degree. Oh well, Hammer time.

 

[Darkstone42]

No one makes contact more often on check swings than Tabata.

That was a good pitch for him, though. He should have swung through it.

 

[Darkstone42]

Gosh our offense is inconsistent to the nth degree. Oh well, Hammer time.

Yes, at least we have the Hammer.

 

[pixburgher66]

Pence will come up to bat. Actually a very strong 3 for the 'stros. Pence's hitting streak on the line.

 

[elocomotive]

Gosh our offense is inconsistent to the nth degree. Oh well, Hammer time.

Speak for yourself, I offend people with remarkable consistency.