OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[KillerVee]

I'd vote for hating men so much that you go through a phase where you date women for awhile.

No, thank you.

 

[Darkstone42]

interesting.

I was really confused, okay? That sound was awful, and it was 4:30 in the morning, and I was asleep.

 

[SLY]

I hate when women state that... "I hate men, I am going lesbian"

Makes me want to slap them in the face with my salami right there.

 

[Darkstone42]

THIS IS A TRAVESTY!

Andrew McCutchen isn't even in the top 15 outfielders in National League All-Star vote getters!

 

[elocomotive]

Bjorn Borg

/Hockey players have Bobby Orr-gasms, while tennis players have Bjorn Borg-asms...

I just watched "Fire and Ice" about Johnny Mac and Bjorg the other day. Bjorg is a sad character. Walked away near his peak. He was the Justin Beiber of tennis at one point.

Also, props on both Orrgams and Bjorgasms.

 

[elocomotive]

I hate when women state that... "I hate men, I am going lesbian"

You hate that? I just usually ask if I can watch.

 

[ritari330]

As a kid, i guess it was Agassi, but I really wasn't that much of a fan of anybody. I just liked tennis.

 

[SLY]

I was really confused, okay? That sound was awful, and it was 4:30 in the morning, and I was asleep.

lol... it happens. I believe I shared the story with you guys about the only time I ever sleepwalked. The phone rang in late in the night, my whole family was up, but I was sleeping... I jumped up ran to the phone, and answered the phone. I was talking to Morpheus.

I dont remember who was actually on the other end now, that was a long time ago, but I am sure they were like WTF!?

 

[pixburgher66]

THIS IS A TRAVESTY!

Andrew McCutchen isn't even in the top 15 outfielders in National League All-Star vote getters!

They need to take the voting away from the fans. It's freaking the entire Yankees roster. Even if they're having HORRIBLE years.

 

[ritari330]

Even though Borg was before my time, I liked him too

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Late-night stand-up comedian:

These days lesbians are starting to become a little unsatisfied with their private lives. If you happen to be one of these, there is a new medicine hitting the shelves soon. It's called: "Tri-dic-again."

 

[dash]

Of course, women who do it in order to get a fur coat have ulterior-gasms. Race car drivers have four-on-the-floor-gasms.

 

[KillerVee]

You hate that? I just usually ask if I can watch.

Creepy.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Nas is going to be so pissed off at us.

 

[elocomotive]

THIS IS A TRAVESTY!

Andrew McCutchen isn't even in the top 15 outfielders in National League All-Star vote getters!

The stars of yesteryear always get a bias regardless of performance.

 

[elocomotive]

Of course, women who do it in order to get a fur coat have ulterior-gasms. Race car drivers have four-on-the-floor-gasms.

Window installers sometimes have doorgasms.

 

[SLY]

Nas is going to be so pissed off at us.

Why? We are a bunch of bored perverts...

 

[ritari330]

Nas is going to be so pissed off at us.

yeeaaaah.

Hey And sorry about Maggie May

 

[elocomotive]

Creepy.

LOL. Oh yeah, so unusual for straight men to want to watch lesbians. I'm WAY outside normative behavior here!

 

[SLY]

Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you...