OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[elocomotive]

:reported:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'll have you know those fuckers stole my endzone dance.

 

[elocomotive]

I'll have you know those fuckers stole my endzone dance.

Wanna sue? I know a lawyer.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Wanna sue? I know a lawyer.

Geoffrey Fieger?

 

[SLY]

That is such a funny way to spell Jeffrey.

 

[elocomotive]

That is such a funny way to spell Jeffrey.

Gregg Jefferies couldn't get either right.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LOL @ "Future Star" and "Mets".

 

[elocomotive]

LOL @ "Future Star" and "Mets".

.289 BA certainly isn't bad. I remember when he came to the majors, he was supposed to be the best new rookie of a 3-4 year span. He had a very good career, but not exactly HOF numbers.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Shows you how much I know.

 

[ritari330]

Interesting read from the last few pages. Most of what was said was true. Guys can still get chicks while they are overweight.

This about explains the majority of people:


Conversation between two girls:
Girl A- Why are you dating him? He's not that cute
Girl B-Yeah but he's soooo sweet!
Girl A-Oh okay

Converstaton between two guys:
Guy A: Dude, why are you dating her? She's ugly...
Guy B: Yeah but she's sooo sweet!
Guy A:....HAHAHAHA, Dude seriously?

 

[SLY]

Hey, if she can suck a watermelon through a water hose...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Interesting read from the last few pages. Most of what was said was true. Guys can still get chicks while they are overweight.

This about explains the majority of people:


Conversation between two girls:
Girl A- Why are you dating him? He's not that cute
Girl B-Yeah but he's soooo sweet!
Girl A-Oh okay

Converstaton between two guys:
Guy A: Dude, why are you dating her? She's ugly...
Guy B: Yeah but she's sooo sweet!
Guy A:....HAHAHAHA, Dude seriously?

Maybe I need to put on weight.

 

[elocomotive]

Conversation between two girls:
Girl A- Why are you dating him? He's not that cute
Girl B-Yeah but he's soooo sweet!
Girl A-Oh okay

I'd only sub in "confidence" for sweet here. Women are very attracted to that (obviously generalizing here). Even an overweight dick who is confident can pull a good-looking gal pal.

 

[pixburgher66]

I'd only sub in "confidence" for sweet here. Women are very attracted to that (obviously generalizing here). Even an overweight dick who is confident can pull a good-looking gal pal.

Very true. This is because girls are STUPID though. The amount of friends I have that date dicks is ridiculous. That's because they have zero confidence, so if they see someone who IS confident/cocky have interest in them? They jump on it. I have...well, I have a list personally. And I can tell you there is zero physical attributes on that list. It's not an actual written down list...just, just in my head :P

 

[SLY]

A woman has to be visually appealing to me. But personality means a lot more to me nowadays than it did 5 years ago.

 

[ritari330]

***TENNIS ALERT****

Del Potro is playing Nadal really tough right now. A set a peice right now and looks to be going to the tiebreaker in the 3rd. GO DEL POTRO!

Fed has a break in the 4th and will most likely win in 4

Tsonga is up 2 sets to love and looks like he'll win in the tiebreak vs David Ferrer

Mardy Fish won in straight sets over last years finalist

 

[ritari330]

A woman has to be visually appealing to me. But personality means a lot more to me nowadays than it did 5 years ago.

I think that tends to happen as you grow up

 

[elocomotive]

Very true. This is because girls are STUPID though. The amount of friends I have that date dicks is ridiculous. That's because they have zero confidence, so if they see someone who IS confident/cocky have interest in them? They jump on it. I have...well, I have a list personally. And I can tell you there is zero physical attributes on that list. It's not an actual written down list...just, just in my head :P

Yeah, but presumably your friends are all in their early 20s. They grow out of it... some of them at least. And some of those guys will grow out of being dicks, too

 

[SLY]

I think that tends to happen as you grow up

Yea...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I want to be a grown-up when I grow up.