OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[Darkstone42]

Yeah yeah, health is mildly motivating. It's a distant second from women though. It should be more important, what can I say, we all have our flaws!

But what about softball? That's tops, right?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Imagine all the extra weight you'd have if you still had hair.

 

[elocomotive]

But what about softball? That's tops, right?

I'm a bad ass 3rd baseman at 203 or 228! Actually, I think you often see more power at the plate in softball among the bigger guys.

Now hockey and soccer, that's a different story, gotta be thinner/healthier.

 

[pixburgher66]

Mine was over Christmas break. I think I would have preferred it to be a little later, so that my friends could take me out. Though, enjoying my first beer with my family was nice.

I can't drink at school. I'm not supposed to as long as I'm a student (basically until graduation), but my deal with myself is not until I'm 21 and only during breaks. I don't feel like getting in trouble honestly, and if you drink around town...someone will see you.

 

[elocomotive]

Imagine all the extra weight you'd have if you still had hair.

Just because I'm from Maryland does not mean I'm above eating an oriole.

 

[pixburgher66]

I'm a bad ass 3rd baseman at 203 or 228! Actually, I think you often see more power at the plate in softball among the bigger guys.

Now hockey and soccer, that's a different story, gotta be thinner/healthier.

Reason I need to get in shape there. I was a beast at floor hockey (the guys weren't expecting a GIRL to be good at hockey), but I know I'll be better in shape. I was the only girl on our team for the most part and had to play the whole game because you have to have a member of the opposite sex on at all times. Also, I know you guys love boobs...but I hate them. Freaking things suck for athletes. Yeah, I said it.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Just because I'm from Maryland does not mean I'm above eating an oriole.

That doesn't scare me. Everyone loves to eat oreos!

 

[puckhead]

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Part of the trouble is what P66 talked about. I can still get good looking women at 230, so what's the motivation?

if you are 195, maybe they'll let you take videos

do it puckhead!!!

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oh hells, yeah!!!!

 

[elocomotive]

That doesn't scare me. Everyone loves to eat oreos!

You don't even need to know who you are anymore. But it's okay. You're a bird, by the time you finish reading this you'll have forgotten what it started off saying. I could even just trail off and...

 

[SLY]

That doesn't scare me. Everyone loves to eat oreos!

With a glass of milk, mmmmm...

 

[SLY]

Exercising sucks, its the last fucking thing I want to do after a 10 hour work day. Leaves me with no time to do my errands during the week... So I cram everything into the weekend. Why cant there just be a magic pill? And why can't you create your significant other too while were at it?

 

[elocomotive]

if you are 195, maybe they'll let you take videos

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

 

[elocomotive]

Why cant there just be a magic pill?

There is... check with Boss.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You don't even need to know who you are anymore.

I know what bird I am! I'm a bird playin' a bird disguised as another bird!

 

[elocomotive]

I know what bird I am! I'm a bird playin' a bird disguised as another bird!

LOL.

 

[SLY]

There is... check with Boss.

:lever:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Sometimes...I'm even a dirty bird:

 

[pixburgher66]

Hmmm...that's odd. I thought'd that would be big news.
That what's big news Peter?
Well, there seems to be an absence of a certainnn ornithological piece...a headline regarding massive awareness of an avian variety.
What are you talking about?
Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Heard what?
BRIAN DON'T!

 

[elocomotive]

Sometimes...I'm even a dirty bird:

You played for the Atlanta Falcons?

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[Darkstone42]