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OT: euro 2012 tournament thread

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greece scores ... goal waived off for offsides

perfect opportunity to drop in a John Helm quote from the Italia Novanta world cup

"if that was offsides ...(heavy breath) ... Im a chinaman"
 

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John Helm is pretty good on the play-by-play, but you can tell he loves the sound of his voice...
 

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Greeks on the board ... that bad offside call is gonna haunt them
 

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Greeks got a goal waived off when the player only had his hand in an offside position ... entire torso was onside
 

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Greeks got a goal waived off when the player only had his hand in an offside position ... entire torso was onside

Obviously, people are getting tired of the Greeks always having their hands out...

/trying to get as much mileage as I can out of these jokes...
 

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Obviously, people are getting tired of the Greeks always having their hands out...

/trying to get as much mileage as I can out of these jokes...

Greek Czechs will bounce

:behindsofa:
 

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Reminds me of the Wimbledon final when Pat Cash defeated Ivan Lendl in the men's final. A guy in the stands had a sign that read "Cash is better than a Czech"
 

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guy on the left looks like he's gonna bend one into the top corner ... good form tubby

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"Peter Cech handles it like a bar of soap"

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Cech didn't play that great against Russia in the opening game either...You can't trust soccer goalies with only four characters in their last name.

/KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Russia just took the lead 1-0 over Poland (Arshavin with a beauty of a free kick found the head of Dzagoyov)
 

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Poles are playing like they want to defend the honour of their country

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I swear that announcer is saying, "jerkoff" whenever Shirokov touches the ball

Poland ties it; damn.
 

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I can't watch the second half, but I thought Poland played very well in the first 45...
 

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Greeks got a goal waived off when the player only had his hand in an offside position ... entire torso was onside

That's actually the correct call. It's normally not called that tight though.
 
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