OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Comeds]

Oh no. Local emergency rooms are overwhelmed today as the Orioles host their first, and presumably last, Bring Your Exotic Pet To The Ballpark Day.

 

[dare2be]

Oh no. Local emergency rooms are overwhelmed today as the Orioles host their first, and presumably last, Bring Your Exotic Pet To The Ballpark Day.

Really, my honey badger is just the sweetest thing.

 

[puckhead]

Sailing from Kodiak to Sitka today.
Waves are about 20 feet. It's been kinda fun.

Has been incredibly calm all the way from Tokyo, so we were due for some weather.

 

[puckhead]

This afternoon, captain comes on radio "assemble starboard 4, assemble starboard 4" and crew members started flat out sprinting.

Turns out a wave had come so high and hard, that it dislodged and set off a man overboard buoy, and orange smoke started coming out of it (per its design).

They had to drop some poor tethered bugger over the side to reach down to retrieve it.

 

[dare2be]

This afternoon, captain comes on radio "assemble starboard 4, assemble starboard 4" and crew members started flat out sprinting.

Turns out a wave had come so high and hard, that it dislodged and set off a man overboard buoy, and orange smoke started coming out of it (per its design).

They had to drop some poor tethered bugger over the side to reach down to retrieve it.

The name of the ship doesn't rhyme with Titanic does it?

 

[puckhead]

Safe and sound in Sitka.

 

[dash]

This afternoon, captain comes on radio "assemble starboard 4, assemble starboard 4" and crew members started flat out sprinting.

Turns out a wave had come so high and hard, that it dislodged and set off a man overboard buoy, and orange smoke started coming out of it (per its design).

They had to drop some poor tethered bugger over the side to reach down to retrieve it.

The sea was angry that day my friends....Like @puckhead trying to send back soup in a deli.

 

[forty_three]

Crazy to me that England has had those shitty sandwiches since the 1860's

 

[Comeds]

I'm at the Met Gala so I did not see any of the game tonight but it looks like it was great! Embarrassing moment earlier as Janelle Monáe and I both wore the same outfit, but we laughed it off. She told me that.......oh it's time for the bathroom selfie. Back later!

 

[Comeds]

Is it even possible for a liquor or spirit to be good, if it wasn't created or owned by a celebrity?

 

[Comeds]

[block]Mattola[/Block]

Does anyone know where exactly Mattola lives? I want to doctor up a map so he thinks an old Soviet spaceship is going to crash into his house this weekend.

Failed Soviet spacecraft Kosmos 482 could crash to Earth this week — here's where it might hit (map)

Don't worry, he cannot see this post, I used my advanced HTLM tagging skills to block him from seeing it.

 

[forty_three]

I'm pretty sure he lives within the orange area

 

[Comeds]

I'm pretty sure he lives within the orange area

Maybe, I dont know....without labels its kind of hard to tell where places are.

 

[dash]

[block]Mattola[/Block]

Does anyone know where exactly Mattola lives? I want to doctor up a map so he thinks an old Soviet spaceship is going to crash into his house this weekend.

Failed Soviet spacecraft Kosmos 482 could crash to Earth this week — here's where it might hit (map)

Don't worry, he cannot see this post, I used my advanced HTLM tagging skills to block him from seeing it.

I'm going to invite him to our next Signal chat

 

[mattola]

I am Nova Scotian

[block]Mattola[/Block]

Does anyone know where exactly Mattola lives? I want to doctor up a map so he thinks an old Soviet spaceship is going to crash into his house this weekend.

Failed Soviet spacecraft Kosmos 482 could crash to Earth this week — here's where it might hit (map)

Don't worry, he cannot see this post, I used my advanced HTLM tagging skills to block him from seeing it.

man did I get a weird message in my signal today..... I just deleted it after I sent my address.... should be all good

 

[mattola]

NSFW language and loud screeching, besides that, she seems nice.

Same girl??

@karenzgonekrazy on Instagram: "‍‍#karen #publicfreakout #rage #karensgoingcrazy #publicfreakoutvideo"

125K likes, 16K comments - karenzgonekrazy on April 24, 2025: "‍‍#karen #publicfreakout #rage #karensgoingcrazy #publicfreakoutvideo".

www.instagram.com

 

[forty_three]

man did I get a weird message in my signal today..... I just deleted it after I sent my address.... should be all good

A package is being delivered to your house today. Don't touch it. And when the guys in the black van come to pick it up, don't interfere with them.

We'll take care disabling all the cameras in your neighborhood, so you shouldn't have to worry about that.

 

[Comeds]

Same girl??

@karenzgonekrazy on Instagram: "‍‍#karen #publicfreakout #rage #karensgoingcrazy #publicfreakoutvideo"

125K likes, 16K comments - karenzgonekrazy on April 24, 2025: "‍‍#karen #publicfreakout #rage #karensgoingcrazy #publicfreakoutvideo".

www.instagram.com

When I was watching that.....I....think it moved. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

 

[esls79]

If I could post twitter links from my phone I would but somebody do me a solid and search meth raccoon and post it here.

/from the studio who brought you cocaine bear

 

[forty_three]

If I could post twitter links from my phone I would but somebody do me a solid and search meth raccoon and post it here.

/from the studio who brought you cocaine bear

When I heard that in passing on the radio in the car I was sure I had heard that wrong.

And just so people don't go slamming the wrong place, this is Springfield Township, not Springfield. In Springfield, they eat the animals. In Springfield Township, apparently, they get them wrecked.