OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[dare2be]

Gift baskets full of citrus?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^
Tough news folks

Looks like @dash has been visiting the beta version of the Spurts Sportshoopla site and now has developed a chronic shake from repetitive hand movements

 

[dash]

 

[sbb122]

RIP



Blue velvet was one of my favorite films of all time, Mulholland Drive was spectacular as well

 

[Comeds]

RIP



Blue velvet was one of my favorite films of all time, Mulholland Drive was spectacular as well

Dammit! I liked his movies and liked him

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

To the fellow poster who privately sent me this, not funny. Rude and not funny.

 

[Comeds]

Hmmm, newish boss wants us to write short bios about ourselves including hobbies and "unique talent or something not listed". Hmmm, what could go wrong?

 

[Comeds]

Hmmm, newish boss wants us to write short bios about ourselves including hobbies and "unique talent or something not listed". Hmmm, what could go wrong?

I sent a very boring "about me" paragraph. I resisted sending anything stupid. However I did slip this in, curious about whether they will keep it in.

"In my spare time I enjoy hiking, drinking, playing videogames, comedy, and movies"

 

[dash]

I sent a very boring "about me" paragraph. I resisted sending anything stupid. However I did slip this in, curious about whether they will keep it in.

"In my spare time I enjoy hiking, drinking, playing videogames, comedy, and movies"

If you would have added "while bowling" after drinking, they would have glossed right over it

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

My wife is mad at me because I want to update my "hall pass" list. Heather Graham still looks great, but 54 is 54. Sorry Roller Girl.
I swapped her out with Marci, a recently empty nester accountant from work who is going through a divorce and who has been drinking excessively lately at work functions.
I don't know what my wife's problem is.

 

[forty_three]

We have been issued a snow squall warning.

I don't know what I should do during a snow squall.

 

[dash]

We have been issued a snow squall warning.

I don't know what I should do during a snow squall.

Stay off the roads because they'll be filled with dummies who are driving without winter tires.

 

[forty_three]

Stay off the roads because they'll be filled with dummies who are driving without winter tires.

Around here we call that "November through February".

 

[dare2be]

Stay off the roads because they'll be filled with dummies who are driving without brains.

Fixed.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wait a sec ...

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

lol - Are those the Magpies of Newcastle United?