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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

dash

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Looked like a gigantic joint falling out of the sky

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I missed this, not surprised he died of an overdose.
Shame how bad he looked, drugs are bad. :(

 

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What's the go-to job search site for tech jobs in Canada? LinkedIn isn't showing much in my field of expertise.
 

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I just had another reminder of how lucky I am to not have to work with the general public.

I went to my eye doctors to pick up a pair of glasses and when I walk in there is a guy arguing with the receptionist because she will not sell him contact lenses out of their supply.

She repeated to him numerous times, “you are not a patient here and you do not have a valid prescription”

“But I know you have some pairs in the back that you could sell to me, you have to have extras that you give to your patients as trial pairs“


I was hoping she hit him with the old standby, “your lack of preparation does not constitute an emergency on my end”
 

Comeds

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Grimace never got the run he deserved...

I think there are still some McDonaldland 70s glasses in my mother's basement.
Probably lead painted.
 

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I think there are still some McDonaldland 70s glasses in my mother's basement.
Probably lead painted.
I have some too. And the Smurf ones.
 

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Product development managers: Guys, people are saying our cars have no soul and people hate driving them, plus range is an issue, so we need to work on fixing those problems.

Developers: Best we can do is hiding a menu where people can make the car fart.
 
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