OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

 

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[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

Reason number 999,999,999,999 to avoid Australia.

 

[sbb122]

A squirrel after the wrong kind of nuts

 

[mattola]

Trump and Putin?

 

[dash]

A squirrel after the wrong kind of nuts

 

[thedddd]

 

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[puckhead]

What the...

 

[thedddd]

What the...

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[mattola]

Not what I expected at the end

 

[thedddd]

Not what I expected at the end

Great grand son of Toonces is following in the family footsteps.

 

[Comeds]

Reminds me of this

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

The path of Totality for the eclipse runs right through my town. My youngest kid's school is inside the path, our house just outside. We're gonna drive about a half hour to a park we like and will get almost 4 minutes of total darkness. Mrs 43's brother and his wannabe influencer wife have decided that they are driving to some place in Ontario (From Maryland) to view the eclipse. Mrs 43 was a tad cheesed off at that. We're 3 hours closer, they could stay with us for free and there's no need to cross an international border, etc.

Until today when we see all of her posts on Facebook and Instagram with all the crap. She's the one who has a clothing sponsor for her kids and they have eclipse themed outfits and she has laid out all the snacks - Moon pies, Sun Chips, Cosmic Brownies. So many cosmic themed activities. And she is absolutely the kind of person who keeps track of who likes her posts and who doesn't. And the comments are the same endless vapid twats with the same emojis and "love this" gifs. Today, they are checking out Niagara in their waterfall themed clothing.

We're taking chairs to a park and gonna sit and watch. Maybe toss a frisbee around.



If they had come here, I am sure I would have snapped at some point.

 

[puckhead]

They seem utterly exhausting

 

[Comeds]

My wife is really mad at me. She was doing laundry and did not notice I left my drop gun in my work pants. The washing machine part was fine, the dryer..... not so much

 

[Comeds]

The path of Totality for the eclipse runs right through my town. My youngest kid's school is inside the path, our house just outside. We're gonna drive about a half hour to a park we like and will get almost 4 minutes of total darkness. Mrs 43's brother and his wannabe influencer wife have decided that they are driving to some place in Ontario (From Maryland) to view the eclipse. Mrs 43 was a tad cheesed off at that. We're 3 hours closer, they could stay with us for free and there's no need to cross an international border, etc.

Until today when we see all of her posts on Facebook and Instagram with all the crap. She's the one who has a clothing sponsor for her kids and they have eclipse themed outfits and she has laid out all the snacks - Moon pies, Sun Chips, Cosmic Brownies. So many cosmic themed activities. And she is absolutely the kind of person who keeps track of who likes her posts and who doesn't. And the comments are the same endless vapid twats with the same emojis and "love this" gifs. Today, they are checking out Niagara in their waterfall themed clothing.

We're taking chairs to a park and gonna sit and watch. Maybe toss a frisbee around.



If they had come here, I am sure I would have snapped at some point.

A couple of my mother's friends sent her a text telling her to look for them on TV at the Pirates Orioles game this weekend. They told her what they would be wearing. Me being me, I wanted to make fun, but their plan is to see two games in Pittsburgh then travel a bit more west to better see the eclipse. Mid eye roll I realized they are probably in their 80s and thought that was pretty cool. I kind of want to do that now....minus the matching outfits