OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[redskinsfan1963]

If you're old like me, you got this immediately lol

welcome back kotter?up your nose with a rubber hose-vinnie barbarino

 

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Best 60 Minutes segment ever...

 

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[Comeds]

I was grocery shopping earlier, in a great mood for once, and a pleasant looking woman walked right up to me and told me I looked a lot like Billy Joel. That's not really a compliment and he's 20+ years older than me so it kind of bummed me out.

She turned back around, smiled and said "Not the way he looks now."
My mood started to improve.
She continued "but the way he will probably look in 10 or 15 years." And she turned and walked away.

Going through the self checkout fighting back tears is no fun.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[redskinsfan1963]

4horsemen used o beat the shit out of folks Greensboro coliseum in the 80s.cost around 10 bucks to get in then.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Fun fact - 4 out of 5 of the Hockey Falls actors are in prison. Duggar is on death row. Loved these ads.

 

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Back in my day when we played with peach baskets with the bottom of the basket cut out, that was called travelling. For it to happen twice by the same player on the same possession is pretty bad.

 

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I'm pretty sure this is staged, but it's still funny...

 

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So calm...

 

[mattola]

I'm pretty sure this is staged, but it's still funny...

Not staged, That's @Comeds and I.. I still think he blames me

 

[thedddd]

She is a badass

 

[thedddd]

A student persuaded by his friend to get his legs amputated for a $1.3 million insurance scam wound up getting only $7,200 that he now has to return: prosecutors

Zhang, 23, soaked his feet for more than 10 hours in dry ice so they'd get so badly frostbitten that he'd need a double amputation, prosecutors said.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Comeds]

Not staged, That's @Comeds and I.. I still think he blames me

She looked a lot scarier in person

 

[Comeds]

Hey shot in the dark here, but I just saw Carlito's Way and...well long story short, does anyone have a way to get in touch with Penelope Ann Miller? Its not for anything creepy.

 

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[sbb122]

“He’s not carnival personnel”

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Laughing at the comment, not her death.
Altitude sickness is no joke. I just dont get the Everest thing anymore - almost 7000 people have officially summited Everest at this point. Pretty much the same number who "summited" Tara Reid, and I dont think people line up for that anymore.
Base camps described as having rivers of feces flowing through them, garbage everywhere. Uncomfortable or sick for days as your body adjusts. Possible death. Nope.
All for something like this (unless you're a real climber perhaps):

Theres been a lot of accidents already but eventually theres going to be a really big one where an entire "pay to be taken to the top of Everest so you can take a picture and tell friends you "climbed" it" group dies.