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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

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Hope you all remembered to spring forward.

 

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Interesting song choice for the In Memoriam at the Oscars.

The Fucking Catalina Wine mixer.
 

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Interesting song choice for the In Memoriam at the Oscars.

The Fucking Catalina Wine mixer.
Also interesting that the soundbite for Julian Sands was something about the view being the great sky above, considering how he died.


(lost on a hike, founds weeks later)
 

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Seems a little extreme to me - Hey, I've had to deal with dog poop on my lawn and it's not pleasant, but this level of escalation won't help...

 

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^ Obviously not married long enough. As soon as she left the front door he should have closed it and went back to bed.
 

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I can't think of a substance that wod help out when curling.
This is a game built (in Canada anyway) on Rye and Cokes.

 

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^ that is odd but maybe speed so they can sweep faster? :D
 

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I can't think of a substance that wod help out when curling.
This is a game built (in Canada anyway) on Rye and Cokes.


Remember when Canadian snooker legend Cliff Thorburn was busted for taking medication that slowed down his heartbeat? I could see something similar when throwing a curling stone especially late in a game.

Edit: Maybe I misremembering like Roger Clemons, Thorburn was busted for having cocaine in his system which would have the opposite effect lol. I could have sworn he was also busted for taking something to slow down his heartbeat, though.
 

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In ninth grade we had a class called outdoor living, which included archery training. Teacher asked for a volunteer to shoot at the target first after he had demonstrated. A burnout kid said he would go, proceeded to grab the bow and arrow and shot an arrow straight up in the air while roughly 30 of us were gathered in a circle.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
 

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In ninth grade we had a class called outdoor living, which included archery training. Teacher asked for a volunteer to shoot at the target first after he had demonstrated. A burnout kid said he would go, proceeded to grab the bow and arrow and shot an arrow straight up in the air while roughly 30 of us were gathered in a circle.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
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In ninth grade we had a class called outdoor living, which included archery training. Teacher asked for a volunteer to shoot at the target first after he had demonstrated. A burnout kid said he would go, proceeded to grab the bow and arrow and shot an arrow straight up in the air while roughly 30 of us were gathered in a circle.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life
We used to like to shoot at each others feet during archery. Arrows were so dull they probably wouldn't have done any damage. Probably.
 

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We used to like to shoot at each others feet during archery. Arrows were so dull they probably wouldn't have done any damage. Probably.
Yeah it was a blunt tipped arrow but so unexpectedly funny when he did it. The arrow landed roughly 30 yards away on the football field where we were standing.
 
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