OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[dare2be]

No and... wait. Is it appropriate to ask for stuff like that on Cameo? I just saw Lisa Loeb was available

And still looking fine.

 

[forty_three]

Whew. Busy day today.
After @jstewismybastardson posted something horrible last night, I had to spend the day looking at Cameo to see which celebrities er "celebrities" I can afford to pay to put on a Canucks jersey and talk about the Canucks best ever player - Mark Messier!

Right now it's looking like Joey Buttafuoco. Possibly Kevin Spacey or Kyle Rittenhouse but they are pricey.

Set up a GoFundMe, I'll get you some help from Nigeria.

 

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And still looking fine.

Had a crush on her, not gonna lie.

 

[dare2be]

Had a crush on her, not gonna lie.

Hasn't aged a bit.

 

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Jenkins doesn't just cause trouble in the office...

 

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[Comeds]

Jenkins doesn't just cause trouble in the office...

You cannot do those pranks in Baltimore.

RIP Uncle Ted
Macys, Owings Mills Mall 2006

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

Vice finally with a hard hitting story.

Here’s Why the Trees on Your Street Smell Like Semen

That cummy smell comes from a flowering deciduous tree called Pyrus calleryana, better known in Australia as the ornamental pear.

www.vice.com

 

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[Comeds]

I don't live that close to the city, and I have a pretty big really cool state park less than a mile away...... but I'm still not used to seeing a fox curled up against the glass door on my 2nd story deck. Luckily he bolted to the neighbors yard when my dog started barking.

 

[dare2be]

I don't live that close to the city, and I have a pretty big really cool state park less than a mile away...... but I'm still not used to seeing a fox curled up against the glass door on my 2nd story deck. Luckily he bolted to the neighbors yard when my dog started barking.
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He's a big'un

Where I grew up, the backyard was adjacent to a patch of woods. We've seen rabbits, deer, groundhogs, turkeys, and recently one summer only a family of foxes. I didn't get to see them personally

 

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True professional...Takes a bad hit, still signs off and then asks his colleague "Did you get that:? Pretty sure it's been posted previously, but well worth a second look.

 

[dare2be]

True professional...Takes a bad hit, still signs off and then asks his colleague "Did you get that:? Pretty sure it's been posted previously, but well worth a second look.

 

[Comeds]

He's a big'un

Where I grew up, the backyard was adjacent to a patch of woods. We've seen rabbits, deer, groundhogs, turkeys, and recently one summer only a family of foxes. I didn't get to see them personally

Yeah, he looks good. Some we see look messy or thin. This one looks healthy.

We have seen some in the area, usually they run away fast. My wife said one was curled up under a tree at the bottom of my yard last week. Never would have guessed one would come up stairs to lay on a deck.

 

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Clever girl.

 

[thedddd]

calling 911 for 911

 

[Comeds]

Clever girl.

I thought she was the one....all 19 dates. There was an electricity in our handshake, then watching her walk away with 2 bags of carry out

Devastated

 

[puckhead]

Clever girl.

So, unless she's putting out on a bunch of them,
she would need to find 600+ new people to date 6 days a week for two years

Conversely, if she is putting out, if she had charged cash instead of just food, she could have a down payment on an investment property by now.

 

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So, unless she's putting out on a bunch of them,
she would need to find 600+ new people to date 6 days a week for two years

Conversely, if she is putting out, if she had charged cash instead of just food, she could have a down payment on an investment property by now.

And here I thought the way to a man's heart was through his stomach.