OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[dare2be]

It was a simpler time.

Raise your hand if you had this exact setup.

I had a state of the art 486dx66 at the time running Windows95. Even before the Internet I had been on Bitnet and Usenet Newsgroups.

 

[dash]

I had a state of the art 486dx66 at the time running Windows95. Even before the Internet I had been on Bitnet and Usenet Newsgroups.

I'm old enough to remember when we thought a 9600 baud rate connection was smokin' fast lol

 

[Comeds]

I was cleaning the outside of my house with one of the cleaners that attach to your garden hose. The hose disconnected from the bottle, fell to the ground spraying around, then (and I swear this is true) arched up and sprayed me in the crotch for a full 4-5 seconds even though I was jumping around to avoid it. My wife just shook her head when I walked back in completely dry except for a big wet spot there.

How's everyone elses day going?

 

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Almost hit a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart of their belongings in a roundabout as I was out getting a morning coffee. How is everybody else's Monday going?

 

[sbb122]

^

 

[dash]

There was also a guy right on my tail as I hit the brakes. Luckily I was not rear-ended.

 

[thedddd]

There was also a guy right on my tail as I hit the brakes. Luckily I was not rear-ended.

If there was lube involved it wouldn't have been that bad.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[thedddd]

RIP....


Only the greats get these types of Simpson name drops.

 

[dare2be]

Almost hit a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart of their belongings in a roundabout as I was out getting a morning coffee. How is everybody else's Monday going?

Got a free lunch, except for tip, due to a mixup at the restaurant. Not a bad Monday so far.

 

[Comeds]

damn I saw her in something two nights ago and thought she looked pretty good

87 though, not bad

 

[buffhockey]

Almost hit a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart of their belongings in a roundabout as I was out getting a morning coffee. How is everybody else's Monday going?

Turns out my day is going very well. After what seems to have been forever, 5 months of paperwork and going back and forth, I received a job offer today. I'll be an employee of the US Government starting the end of Jan, unless the incoming administration screws it up somehow.

 

[forty_three]

Almost hit a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart of their belongings in a roundabout as I was out getting a morning coffee. How is everybody else's Monday going?

Got a free lunch, except for tip, due to a mixup at the restaurant. Not a bad Monday so far.

Neighbor just came over to tell me one of the trees on my property fell down in the wind-storm last night and part of it is on his property.

So I get to try out my electric chainsaw on something bigger than a rose bush.

 

[forty_three]

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

Officials say two Oregon men have died in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch

abcnews.go.com

But did they find him?

Maybe they died when he exposed himself to them.

 

[forty_three]

I have never in my life met a happy person from New Jersey with the exception of DW when he has his favorite pizza in front of him.

I can only assume they interviewed people from Maryland *before* they got into an automobile. Once they start driving - straight terrorists. Also, the Ravens must have won that day.

No one in Delaware is happy. Or sad. People in Delaware just sort of - exist.

Tuah - lol. No beer. Multiple wives. Magic underpants. Doesn't seem to be a recipe for happiness.

I can see Hawaii. Provided "Hawaiian" pizza stays in Canada where it originated.

 

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Volume is quite low on this one...

 

[thedddd]

I have never in my life met a happy person from New Jersey with the exception of DW when he has his favorite pizza in front of him.

I can only assume they interviewed people from Maryland *before* they got into an automobile. Once they start driving - straight terrorists. Also, the Ravens must have won that day.

No one in Delaware is happy. Or sad. People in Delaware just sort of - exist.

Tuah - lol. No beer. Multiple wives. Magic underpants. Doesn't seem to be a recipe for happiness.

I can see Hawaii. Provided "Hawaiian" pizza stays in Canada where it originated.

That is a very interesting list.

Like you never heard anyone in NJ that is happy. And never anyone ever say let’s go to Delaware.

Anyway I am amazed Colorado isn’t here with the beautiful scenery and enough cannabis dispensaries that each resident has their own person stash.

And I call BS on Utah. Not enough drinking to keep you painfree.

 

[Comeds]

I can only assume they interviewed people from Maryland *before* they got into an automobile. Once they start driving - straight terrorists. Also, the Ravens must have won that day.

What can I say, I'm a joy to be around.

 

[dash]

What can I say, I'm a joy to be around.

Not sure Jenkins would agree