OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Comeds]

Good news: really relaxed day today, besides some Team messages - all is quiet. Spent most of the day goofing off.
Bad news: Somehow my Outlook got closed, which I noticed after a coworker complained how busy it was. Opened it, 30 emails waiting for me. Oh well, thats a problem for tomorrow now

 

[Comeds]

Attn @dash

 

[dash]

Attn @dash

I don't know why you continue to needle me.

 

[naslundfan19]

I don't know why you continue to needle me.

Just stitch together the evidence in this thread.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I don't know why you continue to needle me.

Sew what!

 

[Comeds]

I'm working on a new project.
It's about a man who tracks down people who impersonate others and preys on the elderly, the poor, and the lonely and gets restitution for them. It's going to be called Catfish Hunter.

I'm sorry

 

[mattola]

Attn @dash

I don't know why you continue to needle me.

Just stitch together the evidence in this thread.

Sew what!

I don't see the point in these puns

 

[dare2be]

I don't see the point in these puns

Because it's a funny yarn.

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

I just got my ancestry.com report...... get ready for lots of Jewish jokes!
Assuming I don't get arrested for old crimes because of my dna now being on file.

 

[puckhead]

I just got my ancestry.com report...... get ready for lots of Jewish jokes! View attachment 381399
Assuming I don't get arrested for old crimes because of my dna now being on file.

The good news is, if you are Scottish then you are allowed to randomly headbutt people.

 

[Comeds]

The odd thing about the results are my wife traced my father's family back almost 200 years and pretty everyone was from Wales. For generations too.

God I hated JonBenét.....hope I didn't leave any DNA behind.

 

[dash]

The good news is, if you are Scottish then you are allowed to randomly headbutt people.

The Scottish martial arts called "fuck you"

 

[puckhead]

The Scottish martial arts called "fuck you"

Know as the Scottish Handshake.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I just got my ancestry.com report...... get ready for lots of Jewish jokes! View attachment 381399
Assuming I don't get arrested for old crimes because of my dna now being on file.

They own your dna now … can you imagine multiple cloned comeds out there wreaking havoc around the globe ???!!!

This is bad for humanity not to mention HR departments worldwide

 

[Comeds]

They own your dna now … can you imagine multiple cloned comeds out there wreaking havoc around the globe ???!!!

This is bad for humanity not to mention HR departments worldwide

But think about how good it would be for human resources as a growth industry! And that's a job even broads can have!

 

[Comeds]

Grocery shopping earlier someone slipped a 64 count value box of condoms in my cart. I didn't notice and my wife found them when I got home. Now she thinks I'm cheating so she's spending Thanksgiving at her sister's! Dammit I wish I knew who did that....................so I could thank them for what's sure to be the best Thanksgiving ever.

 

[dash]

Grocery shopping earlier someone slipped a 64 count value box of condoms in my cart. I didn't notice and my wife found them when I got home. Now she thinks I'm cheating so she's spending Thanksgiving at her sister's! Dammit I wish I knew who did that....................so I could thank them for what's sure to be the best Thanksgiving ever.

That reminds me of the joke about the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, the other's a great year.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

Yes!!