OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[forty_three]

I get so tired of arguing about fitness goals with my smart watch. I get multiple "You have set fitness goals, is today your day to meet them?" messages each day.

Well Mr. Galaxy Watch, seeing that its noon and I have 148 steps, it seems pretty fucking unlikely, doesn't it?

148 Steps? Look at Mr "Giant house" over here.

 

[puckhead]

Holy hell, this is my life

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Holy hell, this is my life

Wife really wants a date night, her parents are in town and agreed to watch the kids for a few hours, made reservations at Elisa for Saturday. I'm pretty much screaming everytime I look at the credit card bill these days so wasn't exactly thrilled but she's been going through it and deserves it and all that.

Anyway, BIG thank you to my usually incredibly mild-mannered daughter who decided she's going to scream a fit anytime she makes eye contact with grandma and grandpa thus not allowing us to leave her with them for an extended period of time. We'll be grilling steaks at home instead

 

[Comeds]

148 Steps? Look at Mr "Giant house" over here.

I'd try to come up with a clever response, but I'm exhausted. All these damn steps!

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

Just another day at the beach.


NSFW

Spoiler

Don't worry, nothing too revealing.

 

[sbb122]

Just another day at the beach.


NSFW

Spoiler

Don't worry, nothing too revealing.

Offshore drilling

Stolen from the replies

 

[forty_three]

Offshore drilling

Stolen from the replies

The judges would have also accepted: Doggy Paddle

 

[Comeds]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

RIP ... ta ta ... and farewell

‘Tata and farewell’: The man behind legendary succulent Chinese meal meme dies

Whether you know him as Mr Democracy Manifest or Succulent Chinese Meal guy, you probably recognise Jack Karlson.

7news.com.au

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was just the other day i saw this reddit thread and chuckled

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

Hopefully this stops Jenkins.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

"Now let's sell some books!"

 

[dash]

"Now let's sell some books!"

Enough about the plea bargain, I want to hear more about the black truffles lasagna because nobody knows the truffles I've seen...

 

[forty_three]

I know that I will certainly feel totally comfortable trying recipes designed by a guy who wanted to kill his wife.

"3 teaspoons of arsenic?"
" That's what it says"

 

[LeroyOU12]

 

[dare2be]

If ever there was a breeding ground for a conspiracy theory, this is it.

 

[thedddd]

If ever there was a breeding ground for a conspiracy theory, this is it.

Those 7 other Dr's better not get on planes or stand near windows for a while.

 

[dash]

Those 7 other Dr's better not get on planes or stand near windows for a while.

Should they fly on planes without windows