OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

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[puckhead]

I don't think you're ready
For the high price of this jelly

Beyonce concerts blamed for Sweden’s inflation

Beyonce’s visit to Stockholm could explain the unexpected price hike for certain goods and services in May, analysts say

www.aljazeera.com

 

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[Comeds]

Anyone know anyone who had laser eye surgery? Specifically laser iridotomy?
A friend was told he needed it and I'm debating telling him it will be alright or plan one more great night out.

 

[mattola]

Anyone know anyone who had laser eye surgery? Specifically laser iridotomy?
A friend was told he needed it and I'm debating telling him it will be alright or plan one more great night out.

i dont know anyone but I have tried doing it on Hobos while they sleep.... its umm... have a great night out Comeds friend.....

 

[puckhead]

Anyone know anyone who had laser eye surgery? Specifically laser iridotomy?
A friend was told he needed it and I'm debating telling him it will be alright or plan one more great night out.

i had laser eye surgery (not iridotomy though) about 25 years ago and it was amazing.
2 days of pain, and then I could see perfectly for 20 years.

then i got old and my vision started to go again.
got lens replacement surgery on both eyes earlier this year (knives, not lasers)
it was the scariest thing I have ever experienced, but I can see again.
that was pain for maybe the rest of the day, discomfort for 2 more days, then just perfect.

i should get reading glasses for close up stuff, but it's not bad enough where i have bothered doing anything about it yet.


A+++ would recommend.
make sure they absolutely do the eye drop regiment to the letter though, as that controls the pace of healing.
my wife didn't for her laser surgery, and had to get it redone.

 

[dash]

Anyone know anyone who had laser eye surgery? Specifically laser iridotomy?
A friend was told he needed it and I'm debating telling him it will be alright or plan one more great night out.

 

[mattola]

i dont know anyone but I have tried doing it on Hobos while they sleep.... its umm... have a great night out Comeds friend.....

holy shit dash that is exactly how it went...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Anyone know anyone who had laser eye surgery? Specifically laser iridotomy?
A friend was told he needed it and I'm debating telling him it will be alright or plan one more great night out.

I would be a good friend and tell him its kinda like a laser lobotomy ... but for the eye ball

 

[forty_three]

I am absolutely stealing that for my next risk presentation to executives.

 

[Comeds]

I would be a good friend and tell him its kinda like a laser lobotomy ... but for the eye ball

Maybe tell him to catch up on any series he has been putting off

 

[forty_three]

i had laser eye surgery (not iridotomy though) about 25 years ago and it was amazing.
2 days of pain, and then I could see perfectly for 20 years.

then i got old and my vision started to go again.
got lens replacement surgery on both eyes earlier this year (knives, not lasers)
it was the scariest thing I have ever experienced, but I can see again.
that was pain for maybe the rest of the day, discomfort for 2 more days, then just perfect.

i should get reading glasses for close up stuff, but it's not bad enough where i have bothered doing anything about it yet.


A+++ would recommend.
make sure they absolutely do the eye drop regiment to the letter though, as that controls the pace of healing.
my wife didn't for her laser surgery, and had to get it redone.

This was almost a carbon copy of my experience except I didn't have any pain afterward. Before I laid down, they took my glasses off, told me to look at the clock across the room, which I couldn't really see. After the procedure, I sat up and I could read the clock perfectly. Had dry eyes for a few days afterward and used gel drops for a month after but no side effects at all.

I am to the point where I need readers up close but still can see distance just fine. Considering my job is 8+ hours a day looking at zeroes and ones and what not, it's not all bad. Absolutely the best thing I ever did.

 

[buffhockey]

 

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He can no longer fail upwards at his company

 

[thedddd]

Safe to say if you are anywhere between Buffalo and Ardmore you are dead.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Safe to say if you are anywhere between Buffalo and Ardmore you are dead.

Americans will use ANY unit of measure except the metric system, example 47.

 

[thedddd]

Americans will use ANY unit of measure except the metric system, example 47.

Us in a nutshell - GIF as a metaphor style.

 

[dash]

Americans will use ANY unit of measure except the metric system, example 47.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it.

 

[thedddd]

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it.

I mean we are a nation of "maths is hard..."

The A&W Third Pounder Failed Because People Didn’t Understand Fractions

What’s bigger? A quarter of a pound? Or a third?

bettermarketing.pub

 

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