OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

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Shocking story...

 

[mattola]

Shocking story...

That story is nuts

 

[Comeds]

Shocking story...

That's not the way I want to go....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That's not the way I want to go....

What if she was doin the squeezin because you were a bad boy and didnt pay your loans back tho

 

[Comeds]

What if she was doin the squeezin because you were a bad boy and didnt pay your loans back tho

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She's a generational talent but I don't need her squeezing my ball, singular thanks off brand slip-n-slide.
If you're making a joke I guess I just don't get this new "humor".

 

[Comeds]

Pregnant woman shot by Walgreens employee in East Nashville

A self-defense claim is under investigation after a pregnant woman was shot in a Walgreens parking lot, forcing doctors to perform an emergency cesarean section and deliver her premature baby.

www.wkrn.com

 

[Comeds]

Just a heads up. Kids today aren't into the Airplane! movies as much as the previous generations. So when at the grocery store if you ask the maybe 20 year old check out girl if "Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" or "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" - chances are security will be called.

I can't go within 30 feet of MacKenzie now

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Just a heads up. Kids today aren't into the Airplane! movies as much as the previous generations. So when at the grocery store if you ask the maybe 20 year old check out girl if "Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" or "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" - chances are security will be called.

I can't go within 30 feet of MacKenzie now

Maybe she didn't speak jive?

 

[mattola]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

That makes total sense, there ARE a TON of blackbears up there and they're very heavily protected in the area.

During certain times of year a lot of the businesses have signs on the door warning of bear activity in the area and reminding you that you're in their territory.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This happened in kamloops bc yesterday (vid is in the link). Dude picked up a baby bear with mama bear by the side of the road watching. Lil risky!

 

[thedddd]

This happened in kamloops bc yesterday (vid is in the link). Dude picked up a baby bear with mama bear by the side of the road watching. Lil risky!

Well we know, no one squeezed his testicles to death.

 

[mattola]

 

[dare2be]

My wife says I must be the only one who says "gesundheit" every time a commercial for SNHU comes on.

I'm not, am I?

 

[Comeds]

Found this on my Mom's phone, wtf?

 

[Comeds]

 

[dash]

It went from very cool to very terrifying in a few seconds...

 

[thedddd]

It went from very cool to very terrifying in a few seconds...

And amazingly he was unscathed. Per what I read he was filming and knew the best chance of survival was behind those rocks.

 

[puckhead]

someone's in trouble

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[mattola]

someone's in trouble

MSN

www.msn.com

I am guessing you don't mean legally in trouble