OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Comeds]

Fit Jenny, I like to eat lol

Its a week later and I still cannot decide if Dash was making a self defecating joke or a crude one.

 

[mattola]

DeLorean or Kitt ,,,, but time travel man.... DeLorean wins.... also do we know if Kitt ever did time travel in Knight Rider lol then him haha

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

tout va bien

You could tell me this is just a restaurant on a summer night in Saint Denis or some other banlieu and I wouldn't be surprised.

I do find it funny Macron tried to ban protests in the Place de la Concorde. Probably been brushing up on his 1790s history a little.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

DeLorean or Kitt ,,,, but time travel man.... DeLorean wins.... also do we know if Kitt ever did time travel in Knight Rider lol then him haha

The DeLorean is awful. If you're getting away and you inadvertently hit 88 MPH (fun fact: a DeLorean couldn't hit 88 MPH if you catapulted it) you wind up in the stone ages and because it wasn't designed properly by series genius Doc you won't have enough plutonium to get back to present day because why would a guy who creates a time machine compensate for such a thing?

Kitt you get a good friend at least. Bond you can just fry everybody with the on-board weapons because Q is a real G. General Lee you get an awesome Confederate Flag on your roof so everybody knows you value heritage. That's the ranking.

 

[forty_three]

I think valid arguments could be made for the DeLorean or KITT too.

DeLorean or Kitt ,,,, but time travel man.... DeLorean wins.... also do we know if Kitt ever did time travel in Knight Rider lol then him haha

The Delorean has a Renault engine that Renault thought was not good enough to be put in their own cars. The Pontiac engine is worse.

The DB5 had one of the greatest engines ever made.

 

[mattola]

The DeLorean is awful. If you're getting away and you inadvertently hit 88 MPH (fun fact: a DeLorean couldn't hit 88 MPH if you catapulted it) you wind up in the stone ages and because it wasn't designed properly by series genius Doc you won't have enough plutonium to get back to present day because why would a guy who creates a time machine compensate for such a thing?

Kitt you get a good friend at least. Bond you can just fry everybody with the on-board weapons because Q is a real G. General Lee you get an awesome Confederate Flag on your roof so everybody knows you value heritage. That's the ranking.

The Delorean has a Renault engine that Renault thought was not good enough to be put in their own cars. The Pontiac engine is worse.

The DB5 had one of the greatest engines ever made.

all I hear is blah blah blah

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[thedddd]

What no one wants the free candy van?

 

[Comeds]

The DeLorean is awful. If you're getting away and you inadvertently hit 88 MPH (fun fact: a DeLorean couldn't hit 88 MPH if you catapulted it) you wind up in the stone ages and because it wasn't designed properly by series genius Doc you won't have enough plutonium to get back to present day because why would a guy who creates a time machine compensate for such a thing?

Kitt you get a good friend at least. Bond you can just fry everybody with the on-board weapons because Q is a real G. General Lee you get an awesome Confederate Flag on your roof so everybody knows you value heritage. That's the ranking.

You don't find KITT a bit condescending? I'd feel like he was always disappointment in me. And honestly I have enough of that in my life.

 

[thedddd]

About the only way you can make a DeLorean useful is converting it to an EV.

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[Comeds]

What no one wants the free candy van?

You know BA soundproofed that van.

 

[dash]

You don't find KITT a bit condescending? I'd feel like he was always disappointment in me. And honestly I have enough of that in my life.

Wasn't Higgins from Magnum P.I the voice of KITT? I'd take Magnum's Ferrari by the way

Edit: My bad, it was William Daniels (he played the chief doctor on St. Elsewhere).

 

[thedddd]

Math is hard for AI.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You don't find KITT a bit condescending? I'd feel like he was always disappointment in me. And honestly I have enough of that in my life.

I think the familiarity is what draws me in.

"Ah, just like my family."

 

[dash]

Me, I'm this old...

 

[forty_three]

all I hear is blah blah blah

alI want is

If you want wibbley wobbley then go with the Pontiac. The DeLorean doesn't go fast enough to wobble.

 

[dare2be]

I'll go with the practicality of KITT being virtually indestructible and would be basically maintenance free and would last me the longest. Sure it looks like a Pontiac but I'm sure all the tech and mechanicals have been upgraded.

Plus being bulletproof is a must.

 

[mattola]

Me, I'm this old...

I dropped one of those taking it back to the A/V room

 

[dash]

A buddy of mine in high school taped a Playboy centerfold to the screen that our physics teacher pulled down for the overhead projector. Needless to say, the overhead projector was not used for the rest of that class

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Me, I'm this old...

did any of you have these? I remember kids were "specially selected" to go clean the chalkboard erasers using this machine in the school office ... was perfect for teaching responsibility because if you didnt listen and learn how to use it, you were going to shred off your fingers in this wood planer like tool lol

 

[forty_three]

did any of you have these? I remember kids were "specially selected" to go clean the chalkboard erasers using this machine in the school office ... was perfect for teaching responsibility because if you didnt listen and learn how to use it, you were going to shred off your fingers in this wood planer like tool lol

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I grew up going to a poor school. We just stood outside and clapped the erasers together until they were clean or we collapsed unable to breathe. Whichever came first.