OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Comeds]

 

[dare2be]

I have all 6 episodes. Classic predecessor to The Naked Gun.

 

[dare2be]

Don’t forget about swearing at cats

I don't swear at em, I just swat at em.

 

[forty_three]

Hell I would also if I was stuck in the middle of Ohio.

Most of what we are cussing about is on the other side of the Eastern and Southern borders.

And on Saturdays in the fall, the northern one.






Fuck Indiana too

 

[forty_three]

"Times are not good here. The city is crumbling into ashes. It has been buried under a lava flood of taxes and frauds and maladministrations so that it has become only a study for archaeologists. Its condition is so bad that when I write about it, as I intend to do soon, nobody will believe I am telling the truth. But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes, than to own the whole state of Ohio."

--Lafcadio Hearn, 1879

The corner of Sackloth and Ash is a great little place to get Crab Rangoon

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Guaran-fucking-tee you that Vancouver wins that bitch for Canada.

Maybe in Mandarin.

 

[buffhockey]

Another smart one.

 

[dash]

Guaran-fucking-tee you that Vancouver wins that bitch for Canada.

Well, according to the Toronto Sun (yeah yeah, I know), it's Saskatoon.

WTF? People in these Canadian cities swear the most: Report

A survey of 1,500 Canadians determined their swearing habits and uncovered how often, why, and when they curse.

torontosun.com

I like this ending paragraph:

For the Canadians who don’t swear at all, the most commonly used G-rated substitutions for major expletives include crap, shoot, jeez, heck, dang and every four-year-old’s favourite, fudge.

 

[thedddd]

Another smart one.

That is a before and after of the same woman. After being on meth and living in Florida.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

Anybody have any issues with wifi calling on Android devices? Specifically the option not being there? It's a Samsung s20 so not brand new, but not ancient either and it's supposed to be available on this phone. I have it enabled through my provider but no options on my phone to turn it on. No toggle under connections or through phone settings. I see screens screenshots showing a toggle there, but it's not on mine.

It seems I'm in a cell dead zone by about a quarter mile. No huge deal, without it my vacation may be even more relaxing than expected.

 

[Comeds]

 

[dash]

That look on the squirrel's face kills me

 

[dash]

Where's my 10 shmill?

 

[forty_three]

Where's my 10 shmill?

I'd do it for half that

 

[dash]

I'd do it for half that

And let me be clear, I have nothing against Beyonce, she's incredibly talented. I'd also be lying if I said I didn't like some of her songs, but I don't actively seek out a Beyonce tune to listen to it either.

 

[naslundfan19]

Where's my 10 shmill?

I wouldn’t even have to change my music listening habits.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Where's my 10 shmill?

They throw all country music into the deal and I’ll do it for 15 shmill #artofthedeal

 

[forty_three]

Maybe there's a God above,
but all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya.
And it's not a cry that you hear at night.
It's not somebody who's seen the light.
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah.

Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah



Who run this thing? Girls!
Who run this thing? Girls!
Who run this thing? Girls!
Who run this thing? Girls!

Beyonce - Girls

 

[Comeds]

Single Ladies is my second favorite song