OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[forty_three]

I posted that expecting a series of grizzly puns, and y'all went in the Polar opposite direction.

 

[mattola]

I posted that expecting a series of grizzly puns, and y'all went in the Polar opposite direction.

I can bearly stand puns nowadays

 

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[sbb122]

Send it to Philly to see how tough it is.

 

[LeroyOU12]

pedo Peter did it again...kissing young girl in the mouth and squeezing her tit.

I don't care who he is, if this were my daughter I'd kick his ass. What a pervert old man.

 

[dash]

The cops poached him and he's now scrambling to find an attorney...

 

[puckhead]

The cops poached him and he's now scrambling to find an attorney...

hope he won't get fried for it

 

[Comeds]

He probably thought he was doing things the white way.

 

[Comeds]

 

[dare2be]

He probably thought he was doing things the white way.

Egg yokes are worse than puns.

 

[forty_three]

hope he won't get fried for it

If he shells out for the right lawyer, he'll be fine.

 

[forty_three]

Sitting here, in January, under a tornado warning.

 

[dare2be]

Stay safe.

 

[forty_three]

Stay safe.

If we survive the tornadoes, we are getting a major snowstorm Sunday.

Something something global warming hoax.

 

[dash]

If we survive the tornadoes, we are getting a major snowstorm Sunday.

Something something global warming hoax.

Yeah, I know it's not unusual for January tornadoes down south, but even southern Ohio isn't that south...

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, I know it's not unusual for January tornadoes down south, but even southern Ohio isn't that south...

Currently sunny calm and 57 degrees.

In 4 hours Tornadoes and heavy wind

In 7 hours - snow

 

[Comeds]

My nephew just asked me for help with a report of classic TV. I told him Ozzie And Harriet was a sitcom about a fictional pairing of Ozzie Osbourne and Harriet Tubman.

Waiting for angry calls from my brother, sister in law, mother, and possibly Baltimore county schools.

 

[puckhead]

My nephew just asked me for help with a report of classic TV. I told him Ozzie And Harriet was a sitcom about a fictional pairing of Ozzie Osbourne and Harriet Tubman.

Waiting for angry calls from my brother, sister in law, mother, and possibly Baltimore county schools.

Harriet: Ozzy, the Underground Railroad wasn't actually a railroad, and it's safest if we travel by night
Ozzy: I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness! *steps in dogshit*


100% I would watch that

 

[Comeds]

Harriet: Ozzy, the Underground Railroad wasn't actually a railroad, and it's safest if we travel by night
Ozzy: I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness! *steps in dogshit*


100% I would watch that

"So the Underground Railroad, didn't have tracks, rails, or trains? That's crazy! Hey, wait a second!" (lightbulb sign lowers and blinks above Ozzie's head)

 

[thedddd]

Yeah, I know it's not unusual for January tornadoes down south, but even southern Ohio isn't that south...

Well the weather is just confused by all the Confederate flags in Ohio.