OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I expected to see many people with empty jugs standing along the side.

Manuel's waiting at the bottom of the street with a roll of garbage bags.

 

[dash]

That will buff right out...Hope the guy on the sidewalk is okay.

 

[puckhead]

That will buff right out...Hope the guy on the sidewalk is okay.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?





With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

 

[thedddd]

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?





With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

 

[thedddd]

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Shakira says HI.

 

[dare2be]

Shakira says HI.
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Hellooooo

 

[dare2be]

Thank you Europe.

Goodbye Lightning cable, hello USB-C: Apple drops Lightning port on iPhone 15

All models of the iPhone 15 will not have a Lightning port. They will instead have a USB-C port. That means all those Lightning cables you’ve purchased over the years will be useless for the new phones once they come out.

www.wpxi.com

Lightning cable "more secure"...yeah, a more secure revenue stream from its overpriced proprietary product.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Shakira says HI.
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Is she doing one of those wave and rub your belly at the same time things ... but due to the odd body positioning predicament shes in ... well ... not the belly but ...

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

I was walking into work today in a great mood. That ended when I saw Jenkins and the new talent coordinator, Tabitha, in the lobby. Jenkins was making fun of my new shoes calling them fish-heads. I laughed it off, but not gong to lie. It hurt. So at lunch I put on rubber gloves, found some poison ivy and rubbed it all over the door handles of Jenkin's car. Hard enough to really get the oil rubbed in. He's a fan of Alyson Hannigan so on his way home I am going to text him some sexy pictures of her hoping he'll hurry in for 'me time' before his step wife comes home, and hopefully before washing his hands.

 

[sbb122]

“Step Wife”

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

Cut and runbun?

 

[LeroyOU12]

That will buff right out...Hope the guy on the sidewalk is okay.

high performance sport car driven by a low performance (showing off) driver

 

[LeroyOU12]

That will buff right out...Hope the guy on the sidewalk is okay.

high performance sport car driven by a low performance (showing off) driver

 

[LeroyOU12]

I'm sorry to hear about your uncle @Comeds

 

[puckhead]

That shit is terrible

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/biosteel-canopy-1.6966412