DragonfromTO
Well-Known Member
I have a feeling that you're a much better skater than I ever was (and my skating style resembled Tiger Williams), but I never felt comfortable with my skates razor sharp.
I move laterally really well (in traffic I kinda look like a harness driver jumping and bouncing the sulky that is my big ass through the tiniest bits of room) but I am not a fast straight line skater. I'm working on it though, I mean you know better than any of us that you're never too old to learn, Methuselah

Also that comment comparing hockey to harness racing might be the most Canadian thing ever said (even if there are no extra "U"s in it).