Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

[puckhead]

Living the best life

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Dobby must punish himself

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Can we trade them for the fucksticks in Columbus right now?

 

[puckhead]

 

[sbb122]

I had no idea Tie Dummy could count to 7

 

[thedddd]

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I had no idea Tie Dummy could count to 7

He didn't really count. Someone lifted his fingers for him.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dash]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Can we trade them for the fucksticks in Columbus right now?

I love the NHL claiming it definitely hadn't seen this.

Sabres: everyone healthy, ready play Devils.
Devils: plague on wheels, shouldn't play Sabres
League: GAME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!

<a few days later>

Sabres: dozen players/coaches getting sick
League: we don't know for sure that it came from the Devils.

For fuck's sake Gary, the math isn't that hard here

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

5 of these 6 teams are from the old Atlantic Division:



4 of these 5 teams are from the old Atlantic Division:



I think I might like the new format more.

 

[forty_three]

Who is this Keefe guy? I like him.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You gotta actually talk to the millenials/gen z ... give it a try jimbo ... you too torts

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

I like Anisimov at his salary. Not his Cap Hit.

 

[forty_three]

Due to COVID cleaning protocols for headsets, the league was unable to re-establish contact with the in-arena officials, and the goal was announced as good before anyone could stop it. During the intermission,

Oh for fuck's sake. How much does an extra pair of headphones cost? Have they never heard of Instant Message?

Campbell cancelled the Blue Jackets’ delay of game penalty for a failed challenge, even though he’s technically not supposed to do that. It was the right thing to do — another Carolina goal would have been a total disaster.

Well, you're not supposed to allow goals on offside plays either, fuckwit. And by the way something - THE FIRST ONE WAS A FUCKING DISASTER

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

You know I tried and forget about Dion Phaneuf but this will make us never forget.
#foreverawfuldefensemeninourhearts