Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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From last week, but too funny...

 

[Slimpikins]

From last week, but too funny...

That isn’t how everyone celebrates? I totally get why my girlfriend was so offended after I won game night at our friends house...

 

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LETHBRIDGE, AB – During a hockey game Tuesday, local unemployed man Gareth Krag became quite outspoken about the lack of hustle shown by players on both teams. Over the 3 hour broadcast, he used choice insults such as “lazy kid” and “no heart kid” while several layers of cheesy powders accumulated on his fingers due to a collection of snack-foods.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Man, I lived through this two nights ago. I don't need reminding.

 

[DragonfromTO]

LETHBRIDGE, AB – During a hockey game Tuesday, local unemployed man Gareth Krag became quite outspoken about the lack of hustle shown by players on both teams. Over the 3 hour broadcast, he used choice insults such as “lazy kid” and “no heart kid” while several layers of cheesy powders accumulated on his fingers due to a collection of snack-foods.

Neglected to mention that Gareth can't skate, fake news

 

[thedddd]

I am amazed he didn't get a game or two.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I am amazed he didn't get a game or two.

Vataten took a dive. I didn't see any contact.

[After taking off the yellow and gold glasses]

Yeah that deserved a game

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh Jesus.

 

[thedddd]

Oh Jesus.

Yeah it was pretty brutal.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Oh Jesus.

I was expecting him to recount to her her entire youth hockey career including speaking from memory about the time when she was 7 that she had 3 goals and 2 assists in a game against that bitch Stacy from Mrs. Stephenson's second grade class.

 

[forty_three]

Oh Jesus.

And nobody is giving Pierre credit for not calling her "honey". smh /s



Sweet baby jesus. I hope Pierre gets roasted for that.

 

[thedddd]

I wonder if she went to St Cloud State?

 

[forty_three]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I think the most damning thing for Pierre is that upon clicking play I had no idea 1) who she was (sorry, just not at all into the women’s game) or 2) why she was there and yet in the 15 seconds she spends speaking about the game after he makes a fool of himself she sounded more intelligent about what was about to happen than at any point I’ve heard Pierre do colour in the past 10+ years that I’ve known he’s existed.

She deserves his job. He deserves to be appointed GM of the Oilers.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok no this is much more damning.

 

[thedddd]

I think the most damning thing for Pierre is that upon clicking play I had no idea 1) who she was (sorry, just not at all into the women’s game) or 2) why she was there and yet in the 15 seconds she spends speaking about the game after he makes a fool of himself she sounded more intelligent about what was about to happen than at any point I’ve heard Pierre do colour in the past 10+ years that I’ve known he’s existed.

She deserves his job. He deserves to be appointed GM of the Oilers.

The whole experience with her last evening was brutal. Nothing against her, except she did seem a little nervous, but the best way I can explain the broadcast is that they treated her like this was near closing time at a night club and she is only female in the club.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

except she did seem a little nervous

Do you see the chubby baby penis she was working alongside? Fuck, he makes everybody within touching distance of him nervous.

 

[thedddd]

Do you see the chubby baby penis she was working alongside? Fuck, he makes everybody within touching distance of him nervous.

Oh he is a creepy bast*rd, was really discussing the whole evening even when they moved her away from him.