Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

[DragonfromTO]

Thats funny, in college wasn't your nickname was Centimetres Wood?

I mean, if you're packing something where the most appropriate unit is larger than the centimetre then I tip my hat to you.

 

[dash]

Zac Rinaldo should be pumping gas in Joisey, but at least Ferklund pounded the crap out of him.

 

[dash]

Oh, and if you're curious why Ferklund went after Rinaldo...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/966862608887308288/pu/vid/640x360/-oyEJ2XFEsF_Cv47.mp4

 

[puckhead]

Poonerman presets, Tiger and Burkie's Wacky Piss Filled Adventures

Brian Burke Gets Legless in Latvia: Party plane pisse artistes exposed! | Frank Magazine Ottawa

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Poonerman presets, Tiger and Burkie's Wacky Piss Filled Adventures

Brian Burke Gets Legless in Latvia: Party plane pisse artistes exposed! | Frank Magazine Ottawa

Burke's still a drunk? Colour me fucking shocked.

 

[puckhead]

this was nice

 

[dash]

In case you didn't know, Taylor Hall is currently riding a 20 game point streak.

 

[BGDave]

In case you didn't know, Taylor Hall is currently riding a 20 game point streak.

Meh. Still 36 games behind Joe DiMaggio

 

[forty_three]

In case you didn't know, Taylor Hall is currently riding a 20 game point streak.

All the Oilers need is a high draft pick so they can get someone of that caliber to build around.

 

[elocomotive]

In case you didn't know, Taylor Hall is currently riding a 20 game point streak.

That's illegal in 7 states, 3 Canadian provinces, and Guam.

 

[dash]

That's illegal in 7 states, 3 Canadian provinces, and Guam.

Obligatory...

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[forty_three]

Tortorella mood swings continue.

 

[dash]

Jets are going to be a tough out in the playoffs.

Stastny to centre Laine, Ehlers in Jets debut - Article - TSN

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Tortorella mood swings continue.

Just following national leadership

Torts on taped interview: I'm not OV here. I'm not trying to suck my own cock.

Look, the Penguins have been trying to cock block me for 6 years. They saw the Torts coming here and they fucking cock blocked me. I'll tell you what I'd like to do; I'd like to fucking kill all the divers and get Bettman's agenda back on track.

I've done nothing wrong on injury disclosures. They're gonna have to go fuck themselves.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Jets are going to be a tough out in the playoffs.

Stastny to centre Laine, Ehlers in Jets debut - Article - TSN

So much scoring depth. I like their chances at a deep run.

 

[forty_three]

Jets are going to be a tough out in the playoffs.

Stastny to centre Laine, Ehlers in Jets debut - Article - TSN

That goaltending corp is the great equalizer. The best one is quite untested in pressure situations. Their best backup is proven to be shit in pressure situations.

They'll win games 11-9



And speaking of goaltending:

Sphincters across western PA just clenched a bit.

 

[forty_three]

Absolutely fantastic photo.

 

[dash]

Absolutely fantastic photo.

Holy Vasilevsky...is what I would say if I tried to stretch my groin like that.

 

[forty_three]

Holy Vasilevsky...is what I would say if I tried to stretch my groin like that.

Keep in mind that the straight lines of the crease are seven feet apart. And he's angled on there.