Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Couple of questions....

How the fuck are the Canucks 2nd in the league. I know the next three have a bunch of games in hand, but still... Geeez.

How the fuck are the Leafs in 6th place with 9 regulation wins? Next team with single digits it Montreal in 21st spot.

Chicago's not going to win Celebrini too, are they?

Save a small November swoon when the schedule got a little tougher the Canucks have been the most consistent team in the league along with Vegas and Boston.

The Leafs couldn't buy an OT/SO win last season, now they would be in the lottery without them. Guess it's the universe evening it out.

 

[dash]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

1) Red Wings string together a few wins.

2) Fawning hockey media: “THE WINGS ARE A WAGON! YZERMAN THE BEST!”

3) Red Wings lose 5 of 6.

This has happened like 4 times this year.

 

[puckhead]

 

[mattola]

always targeting the goalies

 

[forty_three]

I saw it live. I told my wife that it had to be too many men. I told her he's not allowed to play the puck on the offensive side of the red line, but that couldn't be what they are going to call. It never happens and I've never seen it called.

When they announced it, I was shocked.

 

[puckhead]

Red Wings playoff hopes have been falling down the mountain since signing Kane.
So before they completely disappear and kiss the dirt, they are signing a new sensation, effectively saying "I need you tonight"
Honestly, I think their season is elegantly wasted already.


/Close enough
//and yes, I know they are tied for a wildcard spot, but that didn't fit the narrative

 

[forty_three]

^ Trophy for the post wording, not for Michael Hutchinson.

 

[puckhead]

^ Trophy for the post wording, not for Michael Hutchinson.

True. Hutchison is not what you need.
The one thing the wings may face are some bitter tears. Don't change, Yzerplan.

They should just keep walking when the saw this guy available.
Maybe not kick him down the stairs, but there are no good times coming this time.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Red Wings playoff hopes have been falling down the mountain since signing Kane.
So before they completely disappear and kiss the dirt, they are signing a new sensation, effectively saying "I need you tonight"
Honestly, I think their season is elegantly wasted already.


/Close enough
//and yes, I know they are tied for a wildcard spot, but that didn't fit the narrative

wings fans probably hope that wanker doesnt choke


/too soon?

 

[dash]

wings fans probably hope that wanker doesnt choke


/too soon?

It's been over 25 years, so no, not too soon...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It's been over 25 years, so no, not too soon...

Exactly. 25 years is only a 6th of your life

 

[dash]

Exactly. 25 years is only a 6th of your life

What, will I be played in a cryogenic chamber like Ted Williams?

 

[dash]

Does this mean we're going to see even more gambling ads?

 

[forty_three]

Does this mean we're going to see even more gambling ads?

 

[esls79]

Does this mean we're going to see even more gambling ads?

Is Shane Pinto gonna be the leagues spokesperson for this venture?

 

[puckhead]

Wow. Definitely no one saw this coming

 

[sbb122]

Wow. Definitely no one saw this coming

I’m not gonna lie, it took me a good three minutes to see it.

 

[dash]

lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol

Wings should have probably even drafted Hughe over Zadina

/#thankyouJam