Oh Claude!!

[KennyBanyeah]

HAHA...

Flyers captain Giroux released by Ottawa police after arrest

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[dash]

Claude is actually a pron star who uses the professional name "Buck Naked"

 

[forty_three]

Oh no. Do we have to go through the puns again?

 

[mooger_35]

His shirt was appropriate for the evening's events.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dry island still accepting addic ... Err ... Visitors???

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh no. Do we have to go through the puns again?

One would ass-ume so.

 

[forty_three]

One would ass-ume so.

Anyone want to take a crack at the first one then?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Apparently Claude was interfering with police business and they told him to butt out. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

[BM.]

In prison, he would be the cop.

 

[blindbaby]

I think he's getting a bit of a bum rap here, guys.

 

[dash]

No chance Claude is just concerned about the number one cancer amongst men and was conducting prostate exams?

 

[forty_three]

No chance Claude is just concerned about the number one cancer amongst men and was conducting prostate exams?

Good anal-ysis.

 

[Harry Crack]

I think he got the shaft

 

[Comeds]

He might have thought they were Hot Cops, not real cops.

 

[Darkstone42]

I guess Claude wanted to cop a feel of a cop to feel?

 

[dash]

I'm confident this will all get sorted out in the end and we can put this whole incident in the rear view mirror...

 

[blindbaby]

No chance Claude is just concerned about the number one cancer amongst men and was conducting prostate exams?

If that was the case, you'd think the officer would just turn the other cheek on this one.

 

[Harry Crack]

Claude was heard to say afterwards " this whole night was a bummer"

 

[Jims_Doors]

Witnesses at the scene confirmed that it was Claude, not the officer, who was heard repeatedly yelling....."stop resisting"

 

[dash]

I can definitely see a reduction in the number of handshakes Claude will receive at the end of a playoff series...