Official pats/falcons SB smack talk thread

[Chewbaccer]

I noticed it was a smack talk thread, not a douchbag thread.

Am I wearing out my welcome?

 

[NEPatsfan]

Oh yeah, and he spells defense all cool en sech.

It's a correct spelling. I see you're still butt hurt about not knowing that.

 

[NEPatsfan]

I agree, but I loved the gunslinger mentality at the same time. Plus I'm always gonna gravitate towards the good ole boys.

So gunslinging is more important than winning in your mind?

 

[darken65]

It's in my spare time, so it's not lost.

And notice they can never actually list an example, including yourself?

So your spare time is 24/7 ? Cool!

 

[NEhomer]

It's a correct spelling. I see you're still butt hurt about not knowing that.

Meh, find ONE other poster who spells it that way. Also note that spell check redlines it as incorrectly spelled in States-based software.

If only I was as worldly as you, I could be a superior douche and spell things all fucky.

 

[Chewbaccer]

So gunslinging is more important than winning in your mind?

Where in the world did you jump to that conclusion?

"Brett Favre is my favorite QB ever, but he's a good bit behind both Brady and Manning"

Read, man. Read.

 

[NEhomer]

Where in the world did you jump to that conclusion?

"Brett Favre is my favorite QB ever, but he's a good bit behind both Brady and Manning"

Read, man. Read.

...has his auto-argue program running at all times.

 

[NEhomer]

Well I called the Steelers game a cake-walk but I wouldn't dare say that about this one. Two weeks off can find the Pats flat and a whole other level of team to play. I do think Pats win but wouldn't be shocked at all if they didn't.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Meh, find ONE other poster who spells it that way. Also note that spell check redlines it as incorrectly spelled in States-based software.

If only I was as worldly as you, I could be a superior douche and spell things all fucky.

 

[NEhomer]

....I'm off to crash early. First day of my annual self-imposed sobriety in February started today so no plorsting for a while.

 

[NEPatsfan]

So your spare time is 24/7 ? Cool!

Still waiting for that example. Couldn't find one huh?

 

[NEPatsfan]

Meh, find ONE other poster who spells it that way. Also note that spell check redlines it as incorrectly spelled in States-based software.

If only I was as worldly as you, I could be a superior douche and spell things all fucky.

You are supposedly an English teacher and you aren't even familiar with the history of words? You don't actually know where the defense version comes from do you?

 

[NEPatsfan]

...has his auto-argue program running at all times.

Says the guy that never actually reads up on a subject before spouting idiocy.

 

[NEPatsfan]

....I'm off to crash early. First day of my annual self-imposed sobriety in February started today so no plorsting for a while.

So you admit to teaching children while drunk?

 

[rmilia1]

Shut up! And I'm still reporting you to GA child services for making a kid wear that shirt.

Neat. They'll have trouble finding me since I live 16 hours away

 

[NEPatsfan]

Neat. They'll have trouble finding me since I live 16 hours away

Idiots
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I'm guessing the punishment is even more severe for that in IOWA.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I have more football knowledge in the tip of my dick than you do in your whole body, and since you have boots older than me, that's pathetic on your part.

Memes are for those that can't come up with a statement of their own, so they fit you perfectly since you've yet to make a halfway decent point, and keep spouting the same boring ass drivel over and over again.

I do most of my posting in the PFs and the college boards, and given your complete lack of trash talk ability, and borderline mental retardation, you'd be eaten alive in both.

That's some quality 4th grade recess smack talk right there. Is that shit considered funny in the south? I'm really not sure if you can get any more lame? I know post again and we'll both know.

 

[rmilia1]

Idiots
out
Wandering
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I'm guessing the punishment is even more severe for that in IOWA.

Nah in Iowa there are no punishments for your kids being awesome. We don't even give trophies for anything other than first place so all those 9th place yellow ribbons your parents saved for you would not even exist here.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Oh noes, a beta male that gets his jimmies rustled incredibly easy with very little effort doesn't share the same interests as me, how will I ever go on?

Are you Tgann's kin Pud? I'd bet big $ you're identical twins if it was a prop bet.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Really rooting for the Falcons to win. For the simple reason of not having to listen to a couple of douchbags Pats fans crowing about their team. It's only a couple of them ( douchbags) but they post enough to over ride the decent Pats fans.

Go Falcons!

Did you hear the Michael Wilbon rant? Take his advice.