Off Season Time Kill

[Shoeshine Boy]

Do I get to pick which eye?

 

[YankeeRebel]

Do I get to pick which eye?

Yes

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Then I’ll take the poker in my left eye.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Then I’ll take the poker in my left eye.

Wow you are one daring MOFO

 

[BigKen]

Being stuck in the house for the last month is killing my routine. I started to put on some weight and had to start walking a bit more. I took a couple of selfies to remind myself of where I was 12 weeks ago.

And where I am today:

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Wow you are one daring MOFO

Well I’m already ugly AF and my vision in that eye sucks anyway.

Plus I think y’all are vastly underrating how long a year with itchy balls would be.

 

[nefansince75]

Question Of The Day:

Would you rather have the fleas of a Camel infest your nether regions for one full year or have a hot poker stuck in your eye for 30 seconds?

but haven't all your other questions been based on real likes and dislikes rather than a nonsense hypothetical?

Fleas for a year to save my eye for life.

 

[YankeeRebel]

but haven't all your other questions been based on real likes and dislikes rather than a nonsense hypothetical?

Fleas for a year to save my eye for life.

I am never 100% serious 100% of the time.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

I think my favorite “what would you choose” questions is this:

Would you rather watch a hardcore porno by yourself that your parents made or watch a hardcore porno sitting on the couch between your parents and all 3 of you watch it together.

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

Ew. Could the fleas still be an option?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

I think my favorite “what would you choose” questions is this:

Would you rather watch a hardcore porno by yourself that your parents made or watch a hardcore porno sitting on the couch between your parents and all 3 of you watch it together.

Easy, p0rn of my parents.
Even with my eyes open I can roll them towards the ceiling and think about the step by step process to pull the dash and change the heater core in a 1989 Ford Escort.

With the volume down.

 

[nefansince75]

I think my favorite “what would you choose” questions is this:

Would you rather watch a hardcore porno by yourself that your parents made or watch a hardcore porno sitting on the couch between your parents and all 3 of you watch it together.

Your gunna make me bring back your upchuck nickname, though for a very different context...

 

[nefansince75]

Easy, p0rn of my parents.
Even with my eyes open I can roll them towards the ceiling and think about the step by step process to pull the dash and change the heater core in a 1989 Ford Escort.

With the volume down.

I might rather watch the old fart porno than be near an 89 Escort...

I just edited this to see if it asterisks out p o r n again.

Just learned fuck and porno is fine but p o r n is blocked like **** this.

 

[BigKen]

Here's a photo of the BigKen mancave with the new Patriots quilted couch cover

 

[nefansince75]

Here's a photo of the BigKen mancave with the new Patriots quilted couch cover

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You need to replace that 12 with a 4

 

[nefansince75]

I think my favorite “what would you choose” questions is this:

Would you rather watch a hardcore porno by yourself that your parents made or watch a hardcore porno sitting on the couch between your parents and all 3 of you watch it together.

Your gunna make me bring back your upchuck nickname, though for a very different context...

I didn't properly appreciate this post the first time around, but it's a damn good parody of the entire thread...

 

[Ron-Borges]

Do you think Belichick will win another Superbowl before he retires?

Pats went 10 years with Brady, without winning a Superbowl. Just a reminder.

BTW, I'm a long time Pats fan, 26 years season ticket holder which means absolutely nothing!!!

 

[Southieinnc]

Do you think Belichick will win another Superbowl before he retires?

Pats went 10 years with Brady, without winning a Superbowl. Just a reminder.

BTW, I'm a long time Pats fan, 26 years season ticket holder which means absolutely nothing!!!

The real quetion is:

Can you get me a deal on maple syrup?

 

[BigKen]

The NFL Network is replaying a ton of games and I taped the 2019 Patriots at Houston Texas gaem last night. I couldn't remember the final score so I thought it would be fun to watch. I started watching this morning.........................

First quarter, Pats kick off and the defense holds and the Texans punt.

Brady starts off pretty nicely and the patriots drive down the field and have a first and goal on the 8. A run is stuffed. A horrible pass attempt to Harry with Joseph litereally infront of him. #rd and Goal and Brady throws it 15 feet over Dorsett's head in the end zone. Patriots kick a FG. Brady is bitchin' on the sideline at the WRs.

Patriots hold the Texans and get the punt on the 15. Michele gets 5 yards and Then Brady throws a pass to Harry, only it's about three feet behind him and gets picked off. Texan have a first and goal and stick it in the end zone. 7-3 Texans.

Patriots start on their 25. This a SNF game and it's Game 12 of the 2019 season.

The stats are shocking. Brady has more passing attempts and completions that any QB in the NFL. 273 for 495 (Est. I forgot the exact) but he had less than 3000 yards passing. Before the Baltimore game he had a 95.5 QB rating and in three games after 88.5. In three games after the Ravens he had 2 TDs and 1 Int. With the INT in this games, he was now 2/2.

Back to the game. Hand off to Michele for a couple and a pass to JE for 15 only it was high and out of bounds. On third and 7, Brady drops back and has four WRs scrambling trying to break tight man to man coverage. Brady points at Jacobi Meyers and points downfield and Meyers can't get by the defender and Brady throws the ball 50 yards and out of bounds. Brady comes off the field and does his drop of the helmet because I'm frustrated with these idiots routine. The he turns and just starts railing on Dorsett, Meyers and Harry on the bench. Collinsworth is trying to read his lips and says he screaming about separation.

Here's the problem. Meyers is running a 15 yards sideline buttonhook. He runs it perfectly and has the defender at his back when he turns back toward Brady. Now Brady's telling him to take off down the sideline instead of throwing his a bullet pass for 15. Now the TV commentators are talking about the lack of separation and not the fact that Meyers ran a perfect route and could have 15 yards but Brady was adlibbing and Meyers couldn't turn around and run through the defender.

I took a break at the end of the first quarter and I'm seeing something I didn't see or think about prior. Brady has said that he froze out WRs and I don't think he was freezing out as many as I thought. The Baltimore game actually took away some of Brady's confidence in himself. Here he is, in the fourth game since Baltimor and he's only thrown two touchdown passes in three games and yet the Patriots have won all three. The defense was making up for Brady's mental state.

Now that he's gone, I'm looking at his performance with a much less jaundiced eye and can see a lot of things that I would ignore or pass off at someone else's fault. What this game is showing, is how difficult it must have been to work with Brady in 2019 and why the teams collapsed in the final five games that they played.

Back to the game.

 

[nefansince75]

The NFL Network is replaying a ton of games and I taped the 2019 Patriots at Houston Texas gaem last night. I couldn't remember the final score so I thought it would be fun to watch. I started watching this morning.........................

First quarter, Pats kick off and the defense holds and the Texans punt.

Brady starts off pretty nicely and the patriots drive down the field and have a first and goal on the 8. A run is stuffed. A horrible pass attempt to Harry with Joseph litereally infront of him. #rd and Goal and Brady throws it 15 feet over Dorsett's head in the end zone. Patriots kick a FG. Brady is bitchin' on the sideline at the WRs.

Patriots hold the Texans and get the punt on the 15. Michele gets 5 yards and Then Brady throws a pass to Harry, only it's about three feet behind him and gets picked off. Texan have a first and goal and stick it in the end zone. 7-3 Texans.

Patriots start on their 25. This a SNF game and it's Game 12 of the 2019 season.

The stats are shocking. Brady has more passing attempts and completions that any QB in the NFL. 273 for 495 (Est. I forgot the exact) but he had less than 3000 yards passing. Before the Baltimore game he had a 95.5 QB rating and in three games after 88.5. In three games after the Ravens he had 2 TDs and 1 Int. With the INT in this games, he was now 2/2.

Back to the game. Hand off to Michele for a couple and a pass to JE for 15 only it was high and out of bounds. On third and 7, Brady drops back and has four WRs scrambling trying to break tight man to man coverage. Brady points at Jacobi Meyers and points downfield and Meyers can't get by the defender and Brady throws the ball 50 yards and out of bounds. Brady comes off the field and does his drop of the helmet because I'm frustrated with these idiots routine. The he turns and just starts railing on Dorsett, Meyers and Harry on the bench. Collinsworth is trying to read his lips and says he screaming about separation.

Here's the problem. Meyers is running a 15 yards sideline buttonhook. He runs it perfectly and has the defender at his back when he turns back toward Brady. Now Brady's telling him to take off down the sideline instead of throwing his a bullet pass for 15. Now the TV commentators are talking about the lack of separation and not the fact that Meyers ran a perfect route and could have 15 yards but Brady was adlibbing and Meyers couldn't turn around and run through the defender.

I took a break at the end of the first quarter and I'm seeing something I didn't see or think about prior. Brady has said that he froze out WRs and I don't think he was freezing out as many as I thought. The Baltimore game actually took away some of Brady's confidence in himself. Here he is, in the fourth game since Baltimor and he's only thrown two touchdown passes in three games and yet the Patriots have won all three. The defense was making up for Brady's mental state.

Now that he's gone, I'm looking at his performance with a much less jaundiced eye and can see a lot of things that I would ignore or pass off at someone else's fault. What this game is showing, is how difficult it must have been to work with Brady in 2019 and why the teams collapsed in the final five games that they played.

Back to the game.

Hmmm, I looked at their roster and don't see anyone named Brady.... on to 2020.