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O.T. How are the other expecting/new dads out there?

Eddie_Shack

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My daughter used to call all privates a "butt" when she was about three. I wasn't going to correct her, I let her roll with it. One day her brother was going to the bathroom and she wandered in... all of a sudden I heard her start laughing like crazy, uncontrollable laughter... she ran out and yelled "Daddy! Daddy, guess what? Max's butt looks like a thumb!!"
 

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And a bottle of Scotch...:cool:

They must of went here for it?

neon_lights_child_liquor.jpg
 

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Just got a great picture from my Daughter-in-law with her my son and grandson in it. I wish I could figure out how to post it because it's great!

Boss is too old to have anymore kids but the two son's I have I love so much and am so proud of them. The older son is teaching and getting his PhD the younger son I talked to yesterday was so happy he said "Dad, I just finished the semester and got all A's and one A minus".

Both were or are on the Deans list. Make a daddy proud but I have no idea where they got their smarts from because it wasn't me. :(
 
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This just in.....Tox likes to have sex.
 

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You have to open the CD tray, shove the pic in there, and then close it.

The computer handles the rest.

It's a post card Pic IPW. I do have a scanner maybe I can figure something out. I am not the brightest person when it come's to computers and how to do things with it and admit that.
 

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We need IPW to have Tox vs a condom in one of his Mortal Kombat gifs.....with Toxy giving a fatality to the condom.

Here's the famous glow in the dark condom fight scene from the John Ritter movie Skin Deep....

 
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