Nicknames for Players

[Chef99]

Oh, I just love this one. Green Akers!

 

[MilkSpiller22]

It’s a baseball name. But Chef knows who I want to nickname.

 

[femurov]

Vinnie Greenballs. From a long time ago, but it has been my favorite

 

[Stomp]

Oh, I just love this one. Green Akers!

Cam C-Mike 2.0 Akers

 

[Shanemansj13]

Mayfield of Dreams. You won't stop dreaming about him...or last season having nightmares about him as a Browns fan. I bet all those Cheesecake girls dream about him every night.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

Mayfield of Dreams. You won't stop dreaming about him...or last season having nightmares about him as a Browns fan. I bet all those Cheesecake girls dream about him every night.

field of dreams was my Bar-Mitzvah theme... Mostly because my last name is Fields... Just sharing Milkian History with ya bastards...

 

[averagejoe]

Sorry but i dont think anyone can top the Monty Python quote:

"Eifert in your general direction!"


Then again, maybe it isnt actually a nickname per se. Still love it!

 

[averagejoe]

Since im already on partial nicknames, always loved SNL Matt Foley:

"Live in a van down by the [Philip] Rivers!"

 

[SmokingMonkey]

BDN

not sure anyone will ever beat that, at least not with just one hand

heard it's about this big.......

 

[Lamarvelous]

Muscle Hamster is still my all-time favorite nickname, even if Doug Martin hated it. Also really really like Weapon X and The Human Joystick (only for Dante Hall though. He's the only one that deserves that moniker).

Also had a little personal nickname for Jacoby Jones. Called that man 'The Afterburner'. In my humble opinion, that should have been more popular.

 

[averagejoe]

Some personal (non professional) nicknames:
Our hockey coach called one forward "the fugitive" because he only kept one hand on his stick. (Wasnt exactly accurate but was funny.)
Same hockey coach called me "Pillsbury." He'd always tell me: you're always good for a turnover.

 

[Debbie Does]

Oil Can Boyd.

Too Tall Jones.

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

Not a nickname but my favorite fantasy team name:
It Ertz when Eifert!

Wish I would have come up with this one.