NHLPA Approves Return-to-Play Format

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Chicago?


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They have the gear that no other team can match...

/riot gear

 

[puckhead]

I am surprised due to the great job Mike D was going containing the virus.

Guy Fieri fucked it all up.

 

[buffhockey]

Chicago?


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Does Chicago have a bullet proof bubble?

 

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Guy Fieri fucked it all up.

Gordon Ramsay likes this.

 

[forty_three]

I am surprised due to the great job Mike D was going containing the virus.

Yeah, but our cops maced and beat the shit out of a guy in a wheel chair and stole his prosthetic legs, soooo...

Guy Fieri fucked it all up.

AS HE ALWAYS DOES

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Okay here is Kenny's detailed re-entry plan for the NHL, step by step.

1. Get all NHL players into a Canadian city.

2. Get them, and their families, to quarantine for 14 days. No leaving the house. Not even for cocaine, groupies or to get your flow trimmed. Yeah, 14 days. Fuckin' rights bud!!

3.

4. Award franchises to the following cities, hamlets and compounds: Salmon Arm BC, Kamloops BC, Medecine Hat AB, Balzac AB, Climax SK, Moose Jaw SK, Gimli MB, Winkler MB, Thunder Bay ON, Moose Factory ON, Trois Rivieres QC, Riviere du Loup QC, Saint-Louis-de-Ha!-Ha! QC, Saint-John NB, Miramichi NB, St. John's NL, Dildo NL, Halifax NS, Sydney NS, Charlottetwon PEI, Green Gables PEI, Watson Lake YK, Dawson City YK, Yellowknife NT, Pond Inlet NU.

5. Contract all American teams.

6. Keep Canadian teams but make Eugene Melnyk be the owner of the Dildo franchise so he can get fucked multiple times per day.

7. Have a redistribution draft with the order based on pure randomness.

8. Profit.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Okay here is Kenny's detailed re-entry plan for the NHL, step by step.

1. Get all NHL players into a Canadian city.

2. Get them, and their families, to quarantine for 14 days. No leaving the house. Not even for cocaine, groupies or to get your flow trimmed. Yeah, 14 days. Fuckin' rights bud!!

3.

4. Award franchises to the following cities, hamlets and compounds: Salmon Arm BC, Kamloops BC, Medecine Hat AB, Balzac AB, Climax SK, Moose Jaw SK, Gimli MB, Winkler MB, Thunder Bay ON, Moose Factory ON, Trois Rivieres QC, Riviere du Loup QC, Saint-Louis-de-Ha!-Ha! QC, Saint-John NB, Miramichi NB, St. John's NL, Dildo NL, Halifax NS, Sydney NS, Charlottetwon PEI, Green Gables PEI, Watson Lake YK, Dawson City YK, Yellowknife NT, Pond Inlet NU.

5. Contract all American teams.

6. Keep Canadian teams but make Eugene Melnyk be the owner of the Dildo franchise so he can get fucked multiple times per day.

7. Have a redistribution draft with the order based on pure randomness.

8. Profit.

100% on board with this

i think it would prudent to have 2 US teams tho ... both in seattle ... 1 for CHAZ & 1 for CHOP

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Tough internal conflict to resolve...I dont want it here but i will like seeing edmonton get bent over not getting it

 

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Tough internal conflict to resolve...I dont want it here but i will like seeing edmonton get bent over not getting it

I mean, Super 8 is considered fine lodging accommodations in Edmonton.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I mean, Super 8 is considered fine lodging accommodations in Edmonton.

Part of the edmonton bid submission :
Steve Armitage - Edmonton - Mike Richards

 

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Part of the edmonton bid submission :
Steve Armitage - Edmonton - Mike Richards

I've listened to that at least a dozen times and it never gets old...

/Brother-sister love
//Urine
///Sweatpants with good shoes

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wut?? lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Big bubble big bubba !

 

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Um, Calgary is in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains (approximately an hour away). Edmonton is a truck stop on the Number 2 highway and about four hours from those same Rocky Mountains.

/They have a nice river valley and a mall. That's it.

Edit: Post above sums it up.

 

[thedddd]

Okay here is Kenny's detailed re-entry plan for the NHL, step by step.

1. Get all NHL players into a Canadian city.

2. Get them, and their families, to quarantine for 14 days. No leaving the house. Not even for cocaine, groupies or to get your flow trimmed. Yeah, 14 days. Fuckin' rights bud!!

3.

4. Award franchises to the following cities, hamlets and compounds: Salmon Arm BC, Kamloops BC, Medecine Hat AB, Balzac AB, Climax SK, Moose Jaw SK, Gimli MB, Winkler MB, Thunder Bay ON, Moose Factory ON, Trois Rivieres QC, Riviere du Loup QC, Saint-Louis-de-Ha!-Ha! QC, Saint-John NB, Miramichi NB, St. John's NL, Dildo NL, Halifax NS, Sydney NS, Charlottetwon PEI, Green Gables PEI, Watson Lake YK, Dawson City YK, Yellowknife NT, Pond Inlet NU.

5. Contract all American teams.

6. Keep Canadian teams but make Eugene Melnyk be the owner of the Dildo franchise so he can get fucked multiple times per day.

7. Have a redistribution draft with the order based on pure randomness.

8. Profit.

Who wouldn't want to see a Dildo vs Climax SCF?

 

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Who wouldn't want to see a Dildo vs Climax SCF?

And game 7 to be played in Conception Bay.

 

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David Staples chimes in...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Did they put this in the video

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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Edmonton...It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there

- Former PM Pierre Elliott Trudeau