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NFL to start Rooney Rule for woman for NFL exec jobs

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fuckin ridiculous

but I guess if Matt Millen passed the test, might as well open it up for dames
 

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Blah blah blah pussification of merica/PC bullshit

Blah blah blah damn you liberals

Blah blah blah women don't know nothin' bout football




That's should cover it
 

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This person has a shot now!

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Who could possibly be against the idea of more ass and titties on TV? :noidea: And it will lead to some epic jokes.
 

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Oh boy, look what the NFL is announcing now.

BY JAMES RUSTLER
ASSOCIATED PRESS

February 4th, 2016-

During a press conference on Thursday NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell revealed the results of a year long study on women in the NFL. Goodell announced that the in-depth study had determined that the lack of women playing in the NFL was primarily due to the lack of opportunities that women get to try out for NFL teams. In a surprise move the NFL declared that starting next year all teams will be required to have at least one woman on their preseason roster. Additionally each woman will be required to be on the field for a minimum of 5 plays per preseason game.

"Each team should be required to give women a chance to succeed as NFL players," said Goodell, "We are not requiring any team to sign a female player to their 53 man roster, but we feel that even an opportunity on the preseason roster will really open up some doors for women in the NFL".

When asked about the toll that playing in the NFL would take on a woman's body, Goodell responded, "That's a good question, but unfortunately I have had zero experience dealing with any sort of female body so I wouldn't know".

After the press conference Goodell retired to his private yacht where he reportedly watched 20 straight hours of homosexual pornography.
 

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I'm all for equality but to me a person should be hired on their ability rather than gender or color.
 

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Well, I'm sure San Fran will be hiring in short order and the 49ers' new colors will be pink and gold.

Women are slowly taking away the last good thing for men. Tellin' ya. Women are so miserable due to their f'd up estrogen and hormone levels that they see men just able to sit back with beer and junk food while yelling at the TV and checking out from the World, it drives them crazy. They think, "God, why can't we have that much fun and take life that easy?!" So naturally they have to get in on it. Women refs, pink, women sideline reporters, all the female fans now... they gotta get in it. Used to be the Super Bowl you had some High School or College band march out... now we got Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson out there to appease the tits in the crowd and home TV.

What do men have left? Women even gained the intelligence in how to use basic windows functions like check history and track online activity.

Men can't have anything anymore. Roofies? Women are even using those these days.
 

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Well, I'm sure San Fran will be hiring in short order and the 49ers' new colors will be pink and gold.

Women are slowly taking away the last good thing for men. Tellin' ya. Women are so miserable due to their f'd up estrogen and hormone levels that they see men just able to sit back with beer and junk food while yelling at the TV and checking out from the World, it drives them crazy. They think, "God, why can't we have that much fun and take life that easy?!" So naturally they have to get in on it. Women refs, pink, women sideline reporters, all the female fans now... they gotta get in it. Used to be the Super Bowl you had some High School or College band march out... now we got Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson out there to appease the tits in the crowd and home TV.

What do men have left? Women even gained the intelligence in how to use basic windows functions like check history and track online activity.

Men can't have anything anymore. Roofies? Women are even using those these days.


I came home to vitriol today. Apparently it sucked to be home all day long.

This after I got up at 4:30 AM to drive for an hour to work all day and then another hour drive home.

To finally get home and have a load dumped on me as I have ~3 hours before bedtime.

Don't want to sound like a sexist pig but I mean really....

I'd gladly stay home all day long and cook and clean. I really would.
 

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Oh boy, look what the NFL is announcing now.

BY JAMES RUSTLER
ASSOCIATED PRESS

February 4th, 2016-

During a press conference on Thursday NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell revealed the results of a year long study on women in the NFL. Goodell announced that the in-depth study had determined that the lack of women playing in the NFL was primarily due to the lack of opportunities that women get to try out for NFL teams. In a surprise move the NFL declared that starting next year all teams will be required to have at least one woman on their preseason roster. Additionally each woman will be required to be on the field for a minimum of 5 plays per preseason game.

"Each team should be required to give women a chance to succeed as NFL players," said Goodell, "We are not requiring any team to sign a female player to their 53 man roster, but we feel that even an opportunity on the preseason roster will really open up some doors for women in the NFL".

When asked about the toll that playing in the NFL would take on a woman's body, Goodell responded, "That's a good question, but unfortunately I have had zero experience dealing with any sort of female body so I wouldn't know".

After the press conference Goodell retired to his private yacht where he reportedly watched 20 straight hours of homosexual pornography.

Got a link to this? I can't find anything.
 

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After the press conference Goodell retired to his private yacht where he reportedly watched 20 straight hours of homosexual pornography.

Along with most NFL owners apparently.

Now they have to parade a token woman they have no intention of hiring through the process, like they do to minority coaches. Now these liberal NFL people can feel morally superiour like they've done something noble by essentially wasting a bunch of people's time. :thumb:

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Blah blah blah pussification of merica/PC bullshit

Blah blah blah damn you liberals

Blah blah blah women don't know nothin' bout football




That's should cover it


Bla bla bla conspiracy against women & minorities

Bla bla bla racism and sexism 'cause we said it is.

Bla bla bla we have nothing better to do but waste people's time.


There ya go. :thumb:
 

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I came home to vitriol today. Apparently it sucked to be home all day long.

This after I got up at 4:30 AM to drive for an hour to work all day and then another hour drive home.

To finally get home and have a load dumped on me as I have ~3 hours before bedtime.

Don't want to sound like a sexist pig but I mean really....

I'd gladly stay home all day long and cook and clean. I really would.

Surprise surprise, living with Hank isn't all maryjane and oversize NFL towels. NEVER saw that coming.
 
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