NFL Scout: Eli Apple's inability to cook is red flag

[Golden Spur]

I mean, is micro-managing the right word here? There has to be some derisive term:

Unnamed scout: Eli Apple's inability to cook is red flag

 

[PDay8810]

one can only assume there is serious change over from year to year in that profession

more and more of those unnamed scouts in this social media age for a reason

 

[megalodon30]

He needs to take Jared Allen's lead. Enroll at the Culinary Academy.

 

[Battlelyon]

What kind of man with the name of Apple can't cook, that is major red flag.

 

[Clayton]

I like this bit on Joey Bosa:

“Little bit of a loose cannon,” said a third scout. “I’ll call him a meathead. He also likes to go out and have a good time. Hell of a player. Plays hard.” Father, John, was a bust (seven sacks in three seasons) as a DE drafted with the 16th pick by Miami in 1987. “I did his father and he was kind of a stiff, straight-line guy,” said another scout. “This guy must have got the mom’s flexibility or something."

 

[Iggloo]

 

[mcnabb7542]

He's being red flagged for not being able to cook?

Must be the same scout that told the Browns that Manzel was the next great thing!

 

[megalodon30]

Respeck: A term that has so little respeck that it's not even in the dictionary.

 

[Battlelyon]

I like this bit on Joey Bosa:

“Little bit of a loose cannon,” said a third scout. “I’ll call him a meathead. He also likes to go out and have a good time. Hell of a player. Plays hard.” Father, John, was a bust (seven sacks in three seasons) as a DE drafted with the 16th pick by Miami in 1987. “I did his father and he was kind of a stiff, straight-line guy,” said another scout. “This guy must have got the mom’s flexibility or something."

Joey Bosworth

 

[Clayton]

Joey Bosworth

Ah

The important thing here is to point out that Eli Apple can't tackle. The life skills thing is pretty much irrelevant.

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

First a scout asks him if he's gay and now we have a scout with a problem that he can't cook? The hell is going on with these scouts this year?

 

[megalodon30]

First a scout asks him if he's gay and now we have a scout with a problem that he can't cook? The hell is going on with these scouts this year?

Scouts have a tendency to overanalyze these days. I don't know any time one of these irrelevant tidbits actually showed a kid was gonna bust.

 

[Balljim55]

Is Martha Stewart now a scout?

 

[cowboycolors]

biggest load of horse shit since somebody in Washington said X..........................

 

[Superbelt]

What burns worse: Eli cooking in the kitchen, or his ass on an NFL field?

 

[whywork2]

Fix me up some bacon and some beans.

 

[whywork2]

I like this bit on Joey Bosa:

“Little bit of a loose cannon,” said a third scout. “I’ll call him a meathead. He also likes to go out and have a good time. Hell of a player. Plays hard.” Father, John, was a bust (seven sacks in three seasons) as a DE drafted with the 16th pick by Miami in 1987. “I did his father and he was kind of a stiff, straight-line guy,” said another scout. “This guy must have got the mom’s flexibility or something."

I stopped at I did his father.

 

[ATL96Steeler]

one can only assume there is serious change over from year to year in that profession

more and more of those unnamed scouts in this social media age for a reason

The guy/girl...might be onto something (doubtful), but if you float stuff negative stuff out there and don't put a name to it...it don't mean shit...grow a pair!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Well, if you assume he is gonna suck at football, you do want him to be useful

 

[Edonidd]

Respeck: A term that has so little respeck that it's not even in the dictionary.

I don't know what you're talking about. I love that Aretha Franklin song "R-E-S-P-E-C-K Find out what it means to.... they?"