Series Thread: M's Homestand: April 26th - May 1st

[Sharkonabicycle]

No offense, but..no that's it. No offense. My 86 year old mom is laughing at those bastards.

We had the longest US major sports playoff drought until the MLB f'd that up with their expanded playoff teams.... At least we held that record, but now we don't even have that

 

[Cloud]

I rather they got no-hit than seeing how that pathetic 8th inning unfolded.

 

[NWinAZ]

Ryan Divish

@RyanDivish
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26s

They've struck 27 times over their last 17 innings of baseball

 

[Destroydacre]

What a waste. The Mariners rotation could be historically great and they're gonna miss the playoffs.

 

[WizardHawk]

Ryan Divish
@RyanDivish
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26s

They've struck 27 times over their last 17 innings of baseball

I'm sure glad they made major roster moves in the off season to address their putrid strikeout rates. Really paid off.

 

[NWinAZ]

I guess we can have Dipoto trade a pitcher for a bat (while looking through the averages of all the current bats he has acquired).

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Ryan Divish
@RyanDivish
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26s

They've struck 27 times over their last 17 innings of baseball

Good lord... Tom Cheney in 1962 set the record (by one pitcher) for 21 strikeouts in 16 innings of baseball... Seattle meanwhile is like, "Hold my beer."

 

[NWinAZ]

I'm sure glad they made major roster moves in the off season to address their putrid strikeout rates. Really paid off.

Changed the whole complexion of the lineup...

 

[megalodon30]

2 guys hitting under .160 coming up in the 9th.

This just isn't a serious baseball organization. It only believes in pitching. Period.

They’re batting 3 and 4 in the lineup. That’s just bad…

 

[AceKeptic]

2 guys hitting under .160 coming up in the 9th.

This just isn't a serious baseball organization. It only believes in pitching. Period.

They don't even believe in pitching.

They just believe in filling seats.

 

[AceKeptic]

What a waste. The Mariners rotation could be historically great and they're gonna miss the playoffs.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

We need to start banging trash cans.... There I said it...

 

[AceKeptic]

This is exactly what happened after last August's run to the top...Quit and deflate.

Now we get it out of the way in what's left of April.

wonderful.

 

[NWinAZ]

Come on let's load the bases and come up empty!!! You can do it!

 

[WizardHawk]

lulz

 

[Cloud]

wow… lmfaoooooo

 

[WizardHawk]

Was wondering just how much shit were we supposed to talk before it worked. Turns out THAT much.

 

[NWinAZ]

Damn that took a lot of jinxing. I'm exhausted.

 

[Cloud]

Leave it to 2 guys hitting .167 and .150 to come up clutch. Hahahaha

 

[megalodon30]

2 of our worst hitters batting 3 and 4, and they walk it off in the 9th. Because of course.

Incredible...

Go Mariners!