Series Thread: M's Homestand: April 26th - May 1st

[WizardHawk]

The braves have no players in the lineup today hitting under .210.

The M's have 4 hitting under .200 and haggerty that has no ABs yet on the season.

Oh, and the Ms lead MLB in team strikeouts again. They have 288 over 28 games. They are the only team averaging more than 10 strikeouts per game.

I wish we had real baseball in Seattle...

 

[AceKeptic]

 

[cezero]

this is going to be bad.

 

[WizardHawk]

Shock us and take game 1 with authority

 

[AceKeptic]

Okay, so just supposing...

What if we had a game but no one showed up to play?

I think we're seeing that tonight.

 

[MarinersBestFan]

Well, at the end of seven innings, it’s 10 strikeouts for your Seattle Mariners and 10 strikeouts for the Atlanta Braves

And we are down 1-0 with no hits thus far

GO team !

 

[WizardHawk]

It's back to the be perfect on the mound or you lose again.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

WTF has it been like 15 innings since we had a hit? lmao

 

[NWinAZ]

13 straight no hit innings. Ouch even for the Mariners.

 

[megalodon30]

WTF has it been like 15 innings since we had a hit? lmao

Literally can’t buy a hit.

 

[megalodon30]

And of course Rojas gets a hit right after I post that…

 

[WizardHawk]

A HIT!

 

[NWinAZ]

13 straight no hit innings. Ouch even for the Mariners.

You. Are. Welcome.

 

[WizardHawk]

You. Are. Welcome.

I mean they are dog shit terrible with RISP either way so.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

And of course the Mariners have to immediately make me look like a jackass with a hit. Dude fuck this team. When's NFL preseason?

 

[NWinAZ]

Yourannus lives up/down to his name. Send him and Raley a packing.

 

[WizardHawk]

FFS Julio....

 

[WizardHawk]

Bases loaded and less than 2 outs. So what.

 

[NWinAZ]

No offense, but..no that's it. No offense. My 86 year old mom is laughing at those bastards.

 

[WizardHawk]

2 guys hitting under .160 coming up in the 9th.

This just isn't a serious baseball organization. It only believes in pitching. Period.