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MOst arrogant fanbase in college football?
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1. University of Alabama
311 up, 206 down
A redneck intellectual backwater. Ranks 10th among the 12 SEC institutions in both SAT and GRE averages. Mississippi State University & the University of Mississippi, aka "Ole Miss," rank 11th & 12th. Located in Tuscaloosa, a pathetic peckerwood Wal-Martesque Twilight Zone shithole out near Mississippi and former headquarters of the KKK. Uber obsessed with Auburn and "footbawl," few "students" would know Proust from Proulx from Prado. Its nemesis, Auburn, is another "university" in the state, but it is close to Georgia and Atlanta, with several thousand students from metro Atlanta, the Northeast, the Midwest, the West Coast and Asia who have diminshed the inbred factor substantially - while increasing standardized test averages to something approaching halfway respectable. The University of Alabama female "students" attend classes wearing flip-flops and with their stringy platinum blonde hair haphazardly piled megaskank fashion atop their heads. Male "students" invariably feature "Bama Bangs," which makes them appear to have even lower IQs. They speak with accents which make most cringe, as if they are the products of 800 years of inbreeding. Jacked up pickup trucks abound, "Bama" tattoos aren't a rarity and an unsettling percentage of the natives (especially the "Bama Bangs" sporting males) "chew" (chew and spit tobacco). The females see these "attributes" as signs of their men not being gay. "He mat be dumbern possum shit, but he's mah my-yun!"
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that the Notre Dame fans are pretty insufferable right now. God help me if they win on Monday, because I'll be hearing about it for the next ten years.![]()
Holy hell that's hilarious.
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1. University of Alabama
311 up, 206 down
A redneck intellectual backwater. Ranks 10th among the 12 SEC institutions in both SAT and GRE averages. Mississippi State University & the University of Mississippi, aka "Ole Miss," rank 11th & 12th. Located in Tuscaloosa, a pathetic peckerwood Wal-Martesque Twilight Zone shithole out near Mississippi and former headquarters of the KKK. Uber obsessed with Auburn and "footbawl," few "students" would know Proust from Proulx from Prado. Its nemesis, Auburn, is another "university" in the state, but it is close to Georgia and Atlanta, with several thousand students from metro Atlanta, the Northeast, the Midwest, the West Coast and Asia who have diminshed the inbred factor substantially - while increasing standardized test averages to something approaching halfway respectable. The University of Alabama female "students" attend classes wearing flip-flops and with their stringy platinum blonde hair haphazardly piled megaskank fashion atop their heads. Male "students" invariably feature "Bama Bangs," which makes them appear to have even lower IQs. They speak with accents which make most cringe, as if they are the products of 800 years of inbreeding. Jacked up pickup trucks abound, "Bama" tattoos aren't a rarity and an unsettling percentage of the natives (especially the "Bama Bangs" sporting males) "chew" (chew and spit tobacco). The females see these "attributes" as signs of their men not being gay. "He mat be dumbern possum shit, but he's mah my-yun!"
Thaf was a good one........
Now do Virginia Tech.
Virginia Tech 138 up, 220 down
A lame excuse for a university which lacks class and loves to talk trash when the majority of their bandwagoners can't name 3 players on their own so called favorite team. They think they're amazing at just about everything.They beleive schools such as UVA only care about education and being above everyone. They obviously have not been there.They take pride in winning a mediocre conference. (yes i realize thats a rip on UVA as well! acc football is weak) Colin Cowherd has been there favorite media member, hes known for his idiotic rants and racist remarks.Virginia Tech has only one 6 bowl games in their history. Only one of which were a BCS victory (1993). Many hokie fans love characters such as DeAngelo Hall, Michael Vick, Marcus Vick etc. All of which have had on and off the field issues. Dog fighting, have sex with young girls, spitting on opposing players, Marcus and Michael both flicked off fans on different occasions. And Michael did it to his own fans! There is something wrong with looking up to people like them. This is a university who's fans truly lack class,sportsmanship, and are just plain D bags. So before they try to bomb on your favorite team or try to compare records, just remember, when they hit 3-9 one year, theyll all the sudden be Florida State for life, or some other team. I have no respect for such idiotic drunks and I never will.
My friend the cousin banger was accepted into Virginia Tech.