Game Thread: Michigan @ Indiana | 12:00PM EST | ESPN or ABC or whatever the fuck

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[craigk217]

1,2

 

[tnapucco]

She sticks around for the money like Bielema's "wife".

Well shit if all I gotta do is sit around looking pretty sipping box wine and throwing the old fart a new pair of khakis now and then sign me up.

Ah shit I forgot about sex....well, how much $ we talking about? I bet it won't hurt much....

 

[tnapucco]

What's the record for punts in a game?

cuz we're getting ready to enjoy #13.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"The fans want them to go for it."


All I heard was dead silence lol

 

[7Samurai13]

Well shit if all I gotta do is sit around looking pretty sipping box wine and throwing the old fart a new pair of khakis now and then sign me up.

Ah shit I forgot about sex....well, how much $ we talking about? I bet it won't hurt much....

4.5 mill plus half the endorsements is her cut.

 

[tnapucco]

4.5 mill plus half the endorsements is her cut.

...my anus is ready.

 

[craigk217]

Well, they ARE playing the Hoosiers? It worked in the movie

Spoiler

 

[TheDayMan]

Could you imagine having the highest paid coach in college football, and in his 3rd year your offense is worse than most FCS offenses?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Spoiler

"Rimmed out..."

 

[umichgradfan]

Just win, baby! After this ugly game, that's all that's left.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Could you imagine having the highest paid coach in college football, and in his 3rd year your offense is worse than most FCS offenses?

Some of us don't have to imagine.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

56 passing yards lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

#22: Fuck this - I do it myself!!

 

[tnapucco]

BOOOOOM!!!!!! AN ACTUAL TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

56 passing yards lol

Is that a bad thing?

 

[craigk217]

Some of us don't have to imagine.

 

[umichgradfan]

BOOOOOM!!!!!! AN ACTUAL TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

Second rushing TD for Michigan today.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

How the fuck can you have a defense on par with Bama's but an offense on par with Pop Warner?

 

[broncosmitty]

I didn't know that was @broncosmitty 's real name. That explains the smoothies.