Bandit
RIP to the real Bandit
Well, I wouldn't be able to make Vegas. Long story..which does have validity, but, the wife won't ever go back, nor could I go alone, and still be married when I got back.
This sounds like a story that you're not supposed to tell, so you got me intrigued. Does it involve a bachelor's party, waking up and not remembering the night before because your friend roofied you, one of your friends married a stripper and pulled his own tooth out, you stole Mike Tyson's tiger and got knocked out when he found you, and stealing a Korean guy's purse full of poker chips and thinking he kidnapped your Doug when in fact it was another Doug (the crappy drug dealer who sold you the wrong drugs) and then finally finding your friend on the roof and barely making it to the wedding on time. Because if it's that, we've all been there. LOL.