MDP Commentary: Ostertag Will Rip You More Assholes Than An Abalone Edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Ha! Winsbro's Carlisemo threads are still one of my fave memories from this board

 

[froman77]

damn, they got our old assistant. never like that. bad sign.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Bargnani's shot is so smooth. I find that more impressive than the layups.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Yeah, we developed hussle. DEAL WITH IT!

 

[CarlWinslow]

did any of you see the upcoming sched? bunch of games in a short span but every team sucks dick

 

[CarlWinslow]

balderon just took out baldderon

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Remember when Poon and Baldy was our go-to, clutch guys on offense? Yeah, me neither

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

did any of you see the upcoming sched? bunch of games in a short span but every team sucks dick

Apparently, it's like 7 games in 9 days. Marathon commentary coming up bros. Get ready.

 

[froman77]

here comes the big cat... what they dont tell you is its one of those old cats, who cant jump, its belly rubs along the floor, and every now and then it rubs its butt along carpet cuz its too fucking fat too get its tongue back there anymore. oh and by the way, its a canadian cat so that makes it all worth it apparently.

 

[CarlWinslow]

My boners don't lie. It's either there or I need more bukkake action on the screen

GAPING HOLE


in the defence

 

[froman77]

here comes the big cat... what they dont tell you is its one of those old cats, who cant jump, its belly rubs along the floor, and every now and then it rubs its butt along carpet cuz its too fucking fat too get its tongue back there anymore. oh and by the way, its a canadian cat so that makes it all worth it apparently.

i actually dont mind jamal, i'm just amazed that i can jump higher than him.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

did any of you see the upcoming sched? bunch of games in a short span but every team sucks dick

That's nuts. I'm really excited to see Ricky Rubio though. That guy is still young and I think he's going to be really good.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

That chemistry between Matty D. and Jack won't be denied. If Leo wasn't such a selfish egotistical, he'd actually feel left out

 

[froman77]

i swear, derozan just used my move. thats the move i use in pick up games. it requires like 4 steps though. he pulled it off perfectly.

 

[CarlWinslow]

here comes the big cat... what they dont tell you is its one of those old cats, who cant jump, its belly rubs along the floor, and every now and then it rubs its butt along carpet cuz its too fucking fat too get its tongue back there anymore. oh and by the way, its a canadian cat so that makes it all worth it apparently.

big cat wants a job with the team, kissin bigtime ass, handjobs on colangelo ect

 

[froman77]

the big cat just threw up some hair

 

[Marco Doubypops]

ARIBA! That's exactly what we need, DD has not really been impressive tonight.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Burger time! Did you hear a girl squeal in the stands?! She loves herself some burger time!

 

[CarlWinslow]

haha, sheldon williams

 

[CarlWinslow]

chalk up the three douby